Zach Morris cellphone
We thought we'd struck gold when we found this eBay post for a Zach Morris cellphone, the one that's a foot-long, got more buttons than your universal remote and proved Zach's early-nineties coolness. He was always chatting on this during class, then somehow this monster would disappear into his jacket pocket. But the seller says this Motorola Ultra Classic phone is "much like" the Saved By the Bell original, so we guess that doesn't really make the grade. Are you saying you don't want this for $50 bucks? Not even with the leather fannypack?
