Quantum Sleeper: Finally, a bed for the truly paranoid

Wow, some people are taking the whole elevated alert thing just a tad too far. The Quantum Sleeper is a fully functional (if a bit cramped) safe room in a bed. It's bulletproof, airtight/watertight with a rebreather, backup power and air filtered and has one-way mirrors so intruders can watch themselves futilely try to get in while you sit inside and laugh and call your friends (and the police) on your cellphone, shortwave or CB radio. You can cower in style with the optional CD and DVD players, microwave oven, and refrigerator while remaining protected against gas attacks, bullets, fires, hurricanes, floods, kidnappers, stalkers and homicidal maniacs. As long as you don't have to go to the bathroom.

[Tony @ Dec 19th 2005 2:39AM]

i love the ending... as long as you dont have to use the b-room lol

[Daniel @ Dec 19th 2005 2:39AM]

and hopefully no one will blast "we built this city on rock'n'roll" to get you out of there. that would suck.

[Phred @ Dec 19th 2005 2:39AM]

I don't know, after last week's incident in Deltona, Florida maybe this isn't so crazy after all.

[Jamaicanbwoydre @ Dec 19th 2005 2:39AM]

A druglorg, mafia kingpin's and iron fist dictator's DREAM, get it, DREAM, hahahahaha...haaah...i'm such a riot!

[TLD @ Dec 19th 2005 2:39AM]

OK, what? How could they not even include like.. a bedpan? I mean., thats old-school tech (19th Century?)

[Ivan @ Dec 19th 2005 2:39AM]

I contacted the company that makes this tomb..The price is.......drum roll please......
$177,648....HOWEVER......since there is a 10-12 week delay in shipment the company has reduced the sum by a handsome 12% making the new amount.....drum roll please $156,330..

[Donnie @ Dec 19th 2005 2:39AM]

As we speak im in my quantum sleeper, with my lap top and wireless internet. Im in kind of a delema i closed the quantum sleeper and now for some reason it does not want to open. I have tried yelling but my neighbors who live in the house in front of me do not hear my screams. I have been stuck in this death bed for 8 hours. Do not buy the quantum death bed.

is there any sort of ejection release lever im missing. I didnt really read the directions as i was quick to try it out.

[Tony @ Dec 19th 2005 2:39AM]

Have you ever herd of a pyrotechnic substance called thermnite? (iron oxixde+alumnim power)
This stuff burns at a incredible temperature of about 6000F (near the heat of an nuclear explosion) It can burn holes thru tanks, burn through an engine block, turn sand into glass. Vaporize metal, crack heat resistant ceramics.... This stuff is cheap too. very cheap, and easily obtainable. All i have to do is place it in a plasic gallon milkjug, put it over your bed and your totally screwed.

[thom @ Dec 19th 2005 2:39AM]

For the love of god why do we Americans have to be the laughinstock of the whole world all the time? I hope this is just a gimmick.

[Snoop @ Dec 19th 2005 2:39AM]

"...All i have to do is place it in a plasic gallon milkjug, put it over your bed and your totally screwed."

So this stuff would burn through tanks, but not a milk jug?

[Mark @ Dec 19th 2005 2:39AM]

I don't know what kind of crack you're smoking there, Tony, but a nuclear explosion runs about 18,000,000 degrees Fahrenheit - that's eighteen million, incase the cockup was thanks to a simple math error.

[Scang @ Dec 19th 2005 2:39AM]

Hey Snoop,
It will burn through a milk jug, just the milk jug is to hold the first ingrediant while you pour the 2nd one in. The milk jug gets burnt as a result but after you've initiated the erhm not explosion but you know what I mean ;)

[Passer By @ Dec 19th 2005 2:39AM]

That is not how thermite works... the thermite ALREADY has all it's ingredients mixed together... however, a source of heat is required to start the reaction... and I'm not talking a match.. something along the lines of a blow torch...

Good god.. what terrorist camps were you guys trained at.. :p

[Ace @ Dec 19th 2005 2:39AM]

thats funny...wasn't that hard to light the thermite I just used testerday in a well known process of making steel.