Can Pull, pull-tab vs. inebriation

My fingers just can't seem to find the pull-tab on that 5th Natty-Ice, hmmm, shall you call it a night? Hah, is the Pope Jewish? You whistle for Can Pull, and your lack-of-dexterity finds a new intern. Yes, Can Pull is sad in theory, but the neon polycarbonate pull-tab can opener would have looked hot hanging from your '92-era raver neck (like a rave pacifier for the beer-drinker set). Well, maybe not, but designers at Priestman Goode have named it the best beer drinker invention of all time.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:57AM]

or you could just take a thin object like a knife, spoon, fork, toothpick, beltbuckle, watch end, glasses, among other things.