Missile balloons!
by Ryan Block 
posted Sep 9th 2004 at 3:52PM
In America, this is how we now prevent speeding.
or
Guess he must've pissed off Bush.
[Thanks, Zuerst]
P.S. - Add your own caption for bonus fun!
In America, this is how we now prevent speeding.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
rob @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
i wonder if they are hot-air-seeking missles.
Brian @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
You know Superman is fast when you see a before-and-after picture like that. He's casually getting into his car when he ses the rocket comming down. Quickly, he gets into his car, starts it, and drives off. wow.
Jeffrey @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Car pooling with Osama sucks.
Spyware Remover @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Hey Ma, look, I found the WMD! (weapons of mass distruction for the uninitiated).
Peter @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
I wonder what happens, when a tunnel comes his way...
Jeffrey @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Car pooling with Osama sucks.
Mike O @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
And this time I wasn't going to fall for no banana in the tailpipe.
aeo @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Lookey Private, I made a little red dot on your forehead.. *chuckle*
Sir, please don't play with the smart bomb guidance laser.
weeee @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
May be closer than they appear
chadvavra @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Bo and Luke found out the hard way that unlike Rosco P. Coltrane, governor Swartznegger doesn't care about county lines.
EvolutionKills @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
A little known PATRIOT act provision allowed summary and secret neutralization of yet another "terrorist" based on his library records.
Shane Todd @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Now you know what happens when you cut off Wile E. Coyote in traffic.
BaronBrian @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
"Bob, I told you not to post that rant about the administration on the internet!"
chadvavra @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
his new stereo was cool... at first.
Booker @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Did you forget to pay your late fines at Blockbuster!?!?!
Trachalio @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
When high tech suppositories go horribly horribly wrong...
Crashless @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Not every cloud has a silver lining.
TPIWWP @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
OMGHI2AWOT
fishpatrol @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Let's see, the email said that that free Ashlee Simpson concert is at Exit 12. Hey, that's this exit, and it looks like I beat all the traffic! Awright!!
Dirk @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Now I know I'll look like a jerk, but I saw this first caption "In America, this is how we now prevent speeding." and all of a sudden I finally understood what you guys mean by "preemptive war" ...
... Preventing poverty or something, no?
PS: no offense meant. I understand most sensible Americans don't buy the Bush propaganda anyway
bmustaf @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Steve didn't believe me when I told him those five Taco Bell Bean Burritos he had for lunch would catch up to him.
I'm out three heat-seeking missles, but at least I made my point.
Xiadix @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
"Don't mess with Texas" isn't just a saying anymore. You litter you burn!
josh @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
honey,, do you hear something?
Berk @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
The guy only downloaded one track, and the RIAA do this.
Nena @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
and the only kissing being done under this missle tow is your a** goodbye!
bc @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
When the RFP said "tow missle"...
Jake @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
I told you not to vote for Kerry!
Dean in Des Moines @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
I *have* to have some of these. Where, oh where, engadget, can I buy them?
Peter @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
We TOLD you that the left lane is for passing, ONLY! You didn't listen!
Automatic "turn signal on for more than 3 minutes" detector"
guywithsocks @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
The Japanese won't buy our beef.
This is how we conduct a "trade" war.
Kurt @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Go Bush/Cheney! Four more years!
Olaf @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Vote to legalize vehicular weaponry.
Graffiti @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
I could be mistaken, but the logo on the truck plus the other cars in both images are clues that the original pics were taken in Malaysia. Why they got picked for this Photoshop creation beats me but all in jest, I'm sure :)
The logo is very similar to a local terrestrial TV channel (nine); the car tailing the truck looks like a Proton Waja (a domestic-only model.)
Kerry @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Sensible americans don't want a guy who flip-flops more than a dying fish for president and that's what you get with Kerry.
Alec @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
This is what happened to the 20,000 innocent Iraqis that were killed during "OPERATION FREEDOM."
Matthew Prime @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
As Scott Adams put it, there are too many of these passing around.(Nuclear bombs for $20 a piece)
Marty - Chilly Willy @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Jerry kicks himself for letting his kids talk him into buying the novelty WMD balloons from the street vendor at the "Salute Our Troops" parade.
Phenostar @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
"That's a crappy photoshop job--... wait..."
Josh @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Bush proves he did indeed know how to fly that jet...and press the pretty buttons too!
Josh @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Bush proves he did indeed know how to fly that jet...and press the pretty buttons too!
Bryan @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
REALLY, REALLY wishing he hadn't asked Barbara and Jenna Bush at that party back there if they wanted a ride in his 'Nonstop Action!'
someone @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
hello, OnStar...
Ken @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Cruise missle in the *SS for those who don't signal!
joker @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
The only guy in Texas not to vote for bush!
mattshields @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Anybody know where to get a 6-foot inflatable missile?
Twist @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
Finally a solution to those 70 year olds doing 35 in the fast lane.
Matt Winkler @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
The most effective way of getting slow drivers out of the left lane.
Dallas @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
"Speed patrolled by Aircraft"
KevinN @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
"See?! I told you not to piss one of Osama's daughters!"
Rich Brome @ Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM
"hello, OnStar..."
...that gets my vote for favorite caption. :-D