Missile balloons!
By Ryan Block 
posted Sep 9th 2004 3:52PM
posted Sep 9th 2004 3:52PM
In America, this is how we now prevent speeding.
or
Guess he must've pissed off Bush.
[Thanks, Zuerst]
P.S. - Add your own caption for bonus fun!
i wonder if they are hot-air-seeking missles.
You know Superman is fast when you see a before-and-after picture like that. He's casually getting into his car when he ses the rocket comming down. Quickly, he gets into his car, starts it, and drives off. wow.
Car pooling with Osama sucks.
Hey Ma, look, I found the WMD! (weapons of mass distruction for the uninitiated).
I wonder what happens, when a tunnel comes his way...
Car pooling with Osama sucks.
And this time I wasn't going to fall for no banana in the tailpipe.
Lookey Private, I made a little red dot on your forehead.. *chuckle*
Sir, please don't play with the smart bomb guidance laser.
May be closer than they appear
Bo and Luke found out the hard way that unlike Rosco P. Coltrane, governor Swartznegger doesn't care about county lines.
A little known PATRIOT act provision allowed summary and secret neutralization of yet another "terrorist" based on his library records.
Now you know what happens when you cut off Wile E. Coyote in traffic.
"Bob, I told you not to post that rant about the administration on the internet!"
his new stereo was cool... at first.
Did you forget to pay your late fines at Blockbuster!?!?!
When high tech suppositories go horribly horribly wrong...
Not every cloud has a silver lining.
OMGHI2AWOT
Let's see, the email said that that free Ashlee Simpson concert is at Exit 12. Hey, that's this exit, and it looks like I beat all the traffic! Awright!!
Now I know I'll look like a jerk, but I saw this first caption "In America, this is how we now prevent speeding." and all of a sudden I finally understood what you guys mean by "preemptive war" ...
... Preventing poverty or something, no?
PS: no offense meant. I understand most sensible Americans don't buy the Bush propaganda anyway
Steve didn't believe me when I told him those five Taco Bell Bean Burritos he had for lunch would catch up to him.
I'm out three heat-seeking missles, but at least I made my point.
"Don't mess with Texas" isn't just a saying anymore. You litter you burn!
honey,, do you hear something?
The guy only downloaded one track, and the RIAA do this.
and the only kissing being done under this missle tow is your a** goodbye!
When the RFP said "tow missle"...
I told you not to vote for Kerry!
I *have* to have some of these. Where, oh where, engadget, can I buy them?
We TOLD you that the left lane is for passing, ONLY! You didn't listen!
Automatic "turn signal on for more than 3 minutes" detector"
The Japanese won't buy our beef.
This is how we conduct a "trade" war.
Go Bush/Cheney! Four more years!
Vote to legalize vehicular weaponry.
I could be mistaken, but the logo on the truck plus the other cars in both images are clues that the original pics were taken in Malaysia. Why they got picked for this Photoshop creation beats me but all in jest, I'm sure :)
The logo is very similar to a local terrestrial TV channel (nine); the car tailing the truck looks like a Proton Waja (a domestic-only model.)
Sensible americans don't want a guy who flip-flops more than a dying fish for president and that's what you get with Kerry.
This is what happened to the 20,000 innocent Iraqis that were killed during "OPERATION FREEDOM."
As Scott Adams put it, there are too many of these passing around.(Nuclear bombs for $20 a piece)
Jerry kicks himself for letting his kids talk him into buying the novelty WMD balloons from the street vendor at the "Salute Our Troops" parade.
"That's a crappy photoshop job--... wait..."
Bush proves he did indeed know how to fly that jet...and press the pretty buttons too!
Bush proves he did indeed know how to fly that jet...and press the pretty buttons too!
REALLY, REALLY wishing he hadn't asked Barbara and Jenna Bush at that party back there if they wanted a ride in his 'Nonstop Action!'
hello, OnStar...
Cruise missle in the *SS for those who don't signal!
The only guy in Texas not to vote for bush!
Anybody know where to get a 6-foot inflatable missile?
Finally a solution to those 70 year olds doing 35 in the fast lane.
The most effective way of getting slow drivers out of the left lane.
"Speed patrolled by Aircraft"
"See?! I told you not to piss one of Osama's daughters!"
"hello, OnStar..."
...that gets my vote for favorite caption. :-D
"Don't say I didn't tell you to listen to the auto dealer when tried to sell us that optional flare and chaff system?"
or...
"I guess that guy in the military guy in that HumVee was angry after I beat him off the line."
It's 2004 Outdoor Grand Prix at International Advertising Festival
http://www.adforum.com/creative_archive/2004/AW16/reel_detail.asp?ID=38547&TDI=VDd8O4wK&PAGE=1&bShop=False&awcat=&ob=intlevel&awid=&wtype=outdoor
"Damn, the targeting system's screwed again. It's meant to go for SUVs."
That's what happens when your GPS system interferes with the Armys.
..and tragically, another student driver finds out the hard way, why you should never cut off a trucker on the highway.
or
I told you not to go taking pictures of that black helicopter. NOW look what you've done!
"We're only drafting you, promise!"
Bush's Election Pledge: "... and the joys of American 'friendly' fire incidents will no longer be reserved exclusively for British troops, friendly fire for all!"
Definitely voting for "Hello, OnStar... " :) High-larious :)
Where can I get one of those?? ('v ')/
If you can't talk any sense into them you need to show them what will happen if we don't take out terrorist nations. Syria and Iran are next!
Thanks to the government's sonic guided missles it was proved once and for all that loud pipes DO NOT infact save lives.
Oh man, back to Canada guys...back to Canada!
Yeah, that's pretty darn funny.
How about:
The US government released more evidence of WMD in Iraq today...
*missile launcher murder stands trail in court
"I blame Nintendo.
Sure, Mario Kart appeared harmless at the time, but after a while the thrill of poping one of my friend's 3 balloons in search of road dominance gradually became lackluster. I kept moving up, looking for the next big thing to satiate my desire - the desire, no! the ADDICTION which Nintendo used to drive me to insanity. First the green sheel. Then the heat seeking red shell. Finally, the star.
But eventually that wore out too. I kep tlooking for the next thrill. And eventually I found it. In the middle of Iraq, at a black market weapons bazaar. And that, your Honor, is why we're sitting here today.
Nintendo. And Saddam.
Don't blame me. I was a addict, completely out of my mind. And a victim of middle-eastern peer pressure to buy weapons of mass destruction."
BTW - "hello, Onstar" is my fav....
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This is what happens when you don't register your weapons with the local Police. You can run but you can't hide !!!
Please tell us where to find these? I have searched and searched but cant find.
btw - I love "Hello...Onstar?"
After numerous unsuccessful attempts, the first incarnation of the Missile Defense Shield was scrapped in favor of a far more advanced decoy system.
Honey, did you take the Collision Damage Waiver?
John Connor?
At first I didn't believe it, thought it was a photomontage -- until I saw the inset with the vertical missiles, then it dawned upon me -- that I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE!
Any word on who that guy is?
"wow...everyone's gettin out of my way. Must be my lucky day"
No time for the drive thru "Fast food on the go"
This email is now in major circulation in UK ... and just about EVERYONE wants those balloons ... can anyone help us Brits?
It's an award-winning outdoor advertising campaign for a new television network in Malaysia. So I'm afraid you won't find the balloons for sale anywhere... yet.
Slipstreaming Traffic = Better Range
Where can I buy these?
Where can I pick up a few of these?
I've got to have them. Who sells them?
But officer...
where can i buy these????
Keep Honking, I'm Reloading.
... no problem, we can combine the military defense budget growth while at the same time lowering the social security payments.
The newest initiative from the Bush Campaign, balance the budget while testing missles.
"They followed me home, can I keep them?" -S. Hussein
adding some "tail-flames" to cause some true "heart-flames"?
where can I buy these and tie them to my bosses bumper
where can I get it
Makes you rethink getting onstar in your car doesn't it. . .
Part of the Bush/Cheney re-election campaign: 50,000,000 Kerry voters in the USA. One down 49,000,000 to go. Bush/Cheney thank Lockheed for the bulk discount on missles.
(vote Kerry, PLEASE)
Who made these?! I tried to google it and all I get is link after link of other blogs stealing Engadget's pic!
"Hi honey, how's work?"
"Fine george, fine. Listen I've got to tell you something, I'm seeing someone else."
"Oh I know about tony! I've known for ages"
"What? You know? You don't mind?!"
"Not at all darling, in fact I sent him a note with a little gift. I hope he finds time to read it....."
Anyway, Being an English dude, who or what the hell is `Onstar`?
And why are there political comments in every damn American forum I visit, hasn't mass apathy seized you guys yet?
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The man about to get in his vehicle looks up. "Wouldn't you know it. I just got the truck washed."
You're having a bad day and just when you think things can't get any worse.
Never pick up dark haired hitch-hikers reading World Almanacs.
These rule!
I want some.
But Officer, Honestly I was being chased !
Or
But Officer, they were gaining on me !
Or
You thought you were having a bad day ! ! !
How do I get these!?!?!?!?
For "Evil hippy" the English Dude, "onstar" is a satlink to roadside assistance, mainly in expensive cars. Cheers Mate!
I am wondering, where could i buy these missile balloons? Or acquire them? I need them. Pronto!
tourist season opens once again in South Florida....