Missile balloons!
By Ryan Block 
posted Sep 9th 2004 3:52PM
posted Sep 9th 2004 3:52PM
In America, this is how we now prevent speeding.
or
Guess he must've pissed off Bush.
[Thanks, Zuerst]
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i wonder if they are hot-air-seeking missles.
You know Superman is fast when you see a before-and-after picture like that. He's casually getting into his car when he ses the rocket comming down. Quickly, he gets into his car, starts it, and drives off. wow.
Car pooling with Osama sucks.
Hey Ma, look, I found the WMD! (weapons of mass distruction for the uninitiated).
I wonder what happens, when a tunnel comes his way...
Car pooling with Osama sucks.
And this time I wasn't going to fall for no banana in the tailpipe.
Lookey Private, I made a little red dot on your forehead.. *chuckle*
Sir, please don't play with the smart bomb guidance laser.
May be closer than they appear
Bo and Luke found out the hard way that unlike Rosco P. Coltrane, governor Swartznegger doesn't care about county lines.
A little known PATRIOT act provision allowed summary and secret neutralization of yet another "terrorist" based on his library records.
Now you know what happens when you cut off Wile E. Coyote in traffic.
"Bob, I told you not to post that rant about the administration on the internet!"
his new stereo was cool... at first.
Did you forget to pay your late fines at Blockbuster!?!?!
When high tech suppositories go horribly horribly wrong...
Not every cloud has a silver lining.
OMGHI2AWOT
Let's see, the email said that that free Ashlee Simpson concert is at Exit 12. Hey, that's this exit, and it looks like I beat all the traffic! Awright!!
Now I know I'll look like a jerk, but I saw this first caption "In America, this is how we now prevent speeding." and all of a sudden I finally understood what you guys mean by "preemptive war" ...
... Preventing poverty or something, no?
PS: no offense meant. I understand most sensible Americans don't buy the Bush propaganda anyway
Steve didn't believe me when I told him those five Taco Bell Bean Burritos he had for lunch would catch up to him.
I'm out three heat-seeking missles, but at least I made my point.
"Don't mess with Texas" isn't just a saying anymore. You litter you burn!
honey,, do you hear something?
The guy only downloaded one track, and the RIAA do this.
and the only kissing being done under this missle tow is your a** goodbye!
When the RFP said "tow missle"...
I told you not to vote for Kerry!
I *have* to have some of these. Where, oh where, engadget, can I buy them?
We TOLD you that the left lane is for passing, ONLY! You didn't listen!
Automatic "turn signal on for more than 3 minutes" detector"
The Japanese won't buy our beef.
This is how we conduct a "trade" war.
Go Bush/Cheney! Four more years!
Vote to legalize vehicular weaponry.
I could be mistaken, but the logo on the truck plus the other cars in both images are clues that the original pics were taken in Malaysia. Why they got picked for this Photoshop creation beats me but all in jest, I'm sure :)
The logo is very similar to a local terrestrial TV channel (nine); the car tailing the truck looks like a Proton Waja (a domestic-only model.)
Sensible americans don't want a guy who flip-flops more than a dying fish for president and that's what you get with Kerry.
This is what happened to the 20,000 innocent Iraqis that were killed during "OPERATION FREEDOM."
As Scott Adams put it, there are too many of these passing around.(Nuclear bombs for $20 a piece)
Jerry kicks himself for letting his kids talk him into buying the novelty WMD balloons from the street vendor at the "Salute Our Troops" parade.
"That's a crappy photoshop job--... wait..."
Bush proves he did indeed know how to fly that jet...and press the pretty buttons too!
Bush proves he did indeed know how to fly that jet...and press the pretty buttons too!
REALLY, REALLY wishing he hadn't asked Barbara and Jenna Bush at that party back there if they wanted a ride in his 'Nonstop Action!'
hello, OnStar...
Cruise missle in the *SS for those who don't signal!
The only guy in Texas not to vote for bush!
Anybody know where to get a 6-foot inflatable missile?
Finally a solution to those 70 year olds doing 35 in the fast lane.
The most effective way of getting slow drivers out of the left lane.
"Speed patrolled by Aircraft"
"See?! I told you not to piss one of Osama's daughters!"
"hello, OnStar..."
...that gets my vote for favorite caption. :-D