We didn't want to touch this one (literally), but it was too good to be true when we heard New Zealand pubs and
hotels started putting up heat-activated drunk driving PSAs inside urinals. For these people, sweet relief
comes with the price of seeing a catchy slogan like "Which car will you piss off in tonight?" and a silhouetted car
turn into a tangle of wrecked metal (unless you have a very small bladder, that is). But we can't help wondering if
they might be missing their mark a bit, since a lot of the party people we know seem to get too drunk to read, and
often find thir places to go on the, um, street. But not us, certainly no, never.