Forget implants: the breast enlarging ringtone
posted Sep 24th 2004 8:31AM
So Hideto Tomabechi, one of the guys who helped deprogram members of the Aum Shinrikyo cult in Japan, has started selling a ringtone that he says will make your breasts grow larger just by listening to it, something which should make it very popular with the ladies (guys, you're gonna want to carry some earplugs just in case). Fortunately there are customer testimonials in case you were worried about this thing being legit or not, and Tomabechi says it's really simple, that he just uses sounds that "make the brain and body move unconsciously. It's a technique involving subliminal effects," that's like "positive brainwashing." If getting all busty through a ringtone isn't your bag, he also ringtones on the way that'll improve your memory, make you more attractive to the opposite sex, cure baldness, and help you give up smoking. Ringtones, man, ringtones.
UPDATE: Wanna hear what it sounds like? Click here.
yeah if that works, i will be on the phone with every girl i know :)
the article is from the waiwai if you read any of the other stories on there youll understand...
:cough: bull! But every girl's dream.
this is definitely going to go on the shelf with the sweedish dieting sunglasses and the "stimulator" if y'all remember that one. It wasw a device supposed to relieve pain that was just 15 cent gas stove igniter they were selling for 200$ a pop. The glasses guys got to go to jail. Maybe these nice folks will get to go too.
Oh...what a great news!
Yup, positive brainwashing can do such a miracle...it sounds really nice!
Meanwhile, I would expect a leg-lengthen ringtone instead - coz I think I need such ringtone and people might also want such type of ringtone if they have the same problem with me (I am short T.T but I do not want to have an operation to lengthen my legs!). So, I hope there would be a leg-lengthen ringtone coming soon (Is it feasible?)
Hey guys, i have a ringtone that will enlarge just what you want. The louder the tone, bigger the enlargement !!
A warning: Don't play this tone too loud in public, lest it affect too many people...
I know you are thinking this is bull; And it really is!!
ok ok if this actualy WORKS .... life would become ..more.. pleasurable. so i need to know where to get it.. i NEEED IT. where can i download it or sone thing... omg...
I really want the new brest enlarging ringtone! Where can i download it and either listen to it or send the tone to my mobile? Also I would like to know if it comes in the different forms such as polyphonic and monophonic...
where can i download this from. is it available in mp3?
if this is true i wish to get the ring tone for breast enlargment also.plze let me know how and when i can get it.
after hearing it, i kind of like it, and even if it doesn't work.... can you tell me the site adress from where i could download the mp3? thanx
plz give me your rington hideto tomabeachi
my name is Alpesh Form (KOSAMBA)
where can i download this enlarging ringtone??
I really would like to try it :))
If you know it please send me e-mail
i also want to hear the breast enlargement ringtone, can i?
where can i get the breast enlargement ringtone??
i really need it .... where can i download it??? some1 pls tell me
where can i download the mp3
i guess this is all old news, but i just came upon this and find this hilarious! so it actually works? does the ring tone actually "makes" your breasts get bigger? or does it just MAKE you think it's getting bigger by using all that positive brainwashing? if you're brain washed, how do you know whether it actually works? you're not gonna be able to tell!
haha,...i need a ringtone to make me a million bucks..
These comments are proof why it works... Power of suggestion.. remarkable isn't it?
Awesome!!!
-If it works-
Where can i get it??
That was stupid... are you saying theres an immediate affect, coz nothing at all happened!
It hasnt done any thing to me yet!! but im still hoping
fingers crossed!
This isn't a comment but I figured that this was the best place to ask this question.
I listened to this tune last night. The thoguht of a tune causing breast to grow is the stupidest thing I had ever heard. Well, during the end of the tune, I felt this strange feeling in my nipples and chest. Now I wouldn't be super worried, but I'm a guy. So my questions are: Is the affect instant? And if it isn't, how long does it take until it ends?
Please answer this seriously guys.
Well if it works id be a customer . . even though i don't really need breast enhancing!
Do you know a ringtone for penis enlargement?
i do really need and want it .... where can i download the ringtone ??
where can i get the breast enlargement ringtone??
holy $h*t...i listened to it now ive got HUGE boobs! then my girl friend came in the room and her breast grew too!!! we kept arrguing about whose boobs were bigger then her sister came in and her started growing too! it was awesome! eventualy all our shirts and bras were torn apart from our giant breast. so now weve got to get new and bigger shirts and bras. now if only we could fit out of this door!
our breast wont stop growing!!!!!and my perverted friends keep coming into our house and try to suck our n*pples! then i played the song the next time they came in and sure enough, now they have huge boobs too and we are all stuck in here!!!
tell me how i can get this i really want to try this out
hey i downloaded the ringtone off a website on google and to tell you the truth it did actually work and i have no idea y as it is onli a guitaar solo with some strange effect added so i dnt no how dis dude made it wrk lol [",]x x x x x x x x xgood luk finding it just search on google for engadget ringtone download
I would like some one to put a simple link to get this "famous" ringtone. I don't know how to download it. I'm in URGE, please help me.