Wanna hear what that "breast-enlarging" ringtone sounds like?

Admit it, even though you know it's totally bogus and totally crass, you've been dying to actually hear what that breast-enlarging ringtone they've been selling in Japan sounds like, right? Well, we got Gareth, our Tokyo correspondent, to download it to his phone and make a copy of it for us, which we're making available to you as an MP3 (for educational purposes, of course). If you can't be bothered to download it (or don't want to take the risk of the ringtone actually having its advertised effect), we can tell you it sounds mainly like Yngwie Malmsteen playing a guitar solo, which for some reason makes perfect sense. Now if you'll excuse us, we've been blasting this all morning and must now run out to get our first training bras.

Listen

[VoodooRay @ Dec 19th 2005 12:04AM]

Who would have thought shredding guitar listened through a glass of mudd would have made my wifes breasts so full and voluptious...Thank You Easter Bunny...I mean Engadget!

[Aaron de Zeeuw @ Dec 19th 2005 12:04AM]

If there is a subliminal message in Japanese, only people that know Japanese will be able to take advantage of it... with that said soireehcemostaeog.

[Bento @ Dec 19th 2005 12:04AM]

someone was massaging my nipples as i listened to that guitar solo.

[britta @ Dec 19th 2005 12:04AM]

i got a breast-enlarging jpg for ya!

[michelangelo @ Dec 19th 2005 12:04AM]

now none of my shirts fit anymore. thanks a lot engadget! :(

[Tony Million @ Dec 19th 2005 12:04AM]

and it worked! I have a new problem though, whats a gay man supposed to do with 33 Double Dees?

[Curt fiedler @ Dec 19th 2005 12:04AM]

OK, where is the file? I don't see the link. Gotta hear it.

[constant @ Dec 19th 2005 12:04AM]

Curt asked where it was, well, the link has the misleading text "Read".

[Kid @ Dec 19th 2005 12:04AM]

even the chicken breast got larger and i have more dinner tonight! thanks!

oh shit i got breasts

[Thelonius Flash @ Dec 19th 2005 12:04AM]

you can put a far larger smile on people's faces with your phone and the Purring Kitty (see www.vibelet.com) - who cares about how big your breasts are ;-)

[John Laur @ Dec 19th 2005 12:04AM]

This is an experiment in granular synthesis gone horribly wrong.

[fishfuzz @ Dec 19th 2005 12:04AM]

that was me

[Tiffany @ Aug 30th 2007 4:18PM]

I can't figure out how I can get this downloaded to my phone! It's driving me nuts! Help please! How do I buy or listen to this ringtone to help my breast enhancement?!

[kritsos @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

Oh S... I got really huge boobs
Does anyone have a ringtone to turn them back to normal?

[Steven Averett @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

I was kind of expecting Barry White.

[Mrs. Lady @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

I got breasts! I got big breasts! I listened to that tune and I got big breasts!!

Oh wait...I already had big breasts. Gee, I hope they don't get too much bigger over the next few days. I'll have to keep track of that.

[Des Gun @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

What's going on? My buttocks are getting bigger listening to that weird ringtone. Oh No!!!, That's the pillow I was sitting on. Nothing happened. I will listen over and over again to see if it works.

No luck after 4 tries. More???

[Lulu @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

How many days did you listen to the tune...is that really work???

[Granville Barnett @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

...would do wonders round here!

[jj @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

It works, it really works. I can feel my breasts tingling and my top is getting tighter and tighter. Any one what to see the evidence?

[THE FABOULOS @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

yeah it work !!, I was a man right now and now i am a women :-(

[Susy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

I wonder if the Breast Cancer Coelition might not ban this ringtone as cancer-causing?

[Charlie @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

I put the ringtone on my computer, then went and checked out her boobs. They were luscious (apologies to reader Luscious). Well, they WERE luscious before. Then she said "TURN OFF THAT $%&^%(*&^ NOISE!!!" Oh well, another experiment in geriatric sex gone bad...

[NyteRydder @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

Help! I recorded the ring tone on my pocket recorder and put it in my pocket. I forgot about it and it was accidently left on and kept ringing and ringing and now my penis is getting larger and larger. Help I need to know how to get it back to its original 10inches. help...

[jille` @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

how does listening to something make your chest grow? there's no way! it would be cool if it did though.

[cat @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

How can i download to my handphone or computer ? I want be a superwoman.

[Duh @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

Another one to test. Any flat chested girls tested these?

[taliyah janay @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

It is NOT POSSIBLE TO DOWNLOAD TUNE,

so is it possible to jus record it and play it??
will it sitll have the same effect?

HOLLLAAA BACK.

[gabriel leblanc @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

I tought here it was a comments section. i don't insult anybody because your answers are really funny. that's fun.
but there are people like me or others that would like to know what it gave
please, for us all, let's keep objective ;)

thanks!

[josh @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

my f@#!%$& frindes put me up to it now i got i got man tits now f#@$

[wella @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

Listening to the tune gave me shivers, any tingling sensation ?! maybe a bit.... At the moment I am B-cup, let's see what happens next...

[Spadge @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

taliyah, just right click the link and save. then transfer to ur phone.

[someone [with breast] @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

i listened to it now ive got HUGE boobs! then my girl friend came in the room and her breast grew too!!! we kept arrguing about whose boobs were bigger then my mom came in and her started growing too! it was ausome! eventualy all our shirts and bras were torn apart from our giant breast. so now weve got to get new and bigger shirts and bras. now if only we could fit out of this door!

[someone [with breast] @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

our breast wont stop growing!!!!!and my perverted friends keep coming into our house and try to suck our nipples! then i played the song the next time they came in and sure enough, now they have huge boobs too and we are all stuck in here!!!

[J To Tha Boob @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

Holy shit! The left side of my speakers weren't working when I first heard the tune and now my friggin' boobs are imbalanced!

Help! It's affecting the way I walk!

[paldon @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

i do not get thisd..
i dun't feno difference..how many times should i listen to it..6..7..8..does it take time??

[bindy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

i realli hope this works!!

[princess @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

serious guys i wud love it if this worked i have faith in it, its driving my family crazy , it wud b super kol if it worked!!

[shazza @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

hey!!!!!!!!!11

i not sure if it really works but i gonna listen to it over and over again

[holly @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

i listened to it about a million times and it DIDNT WORK

[amber @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

my boobs hurt when i listen to the music

[amber @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

my boobs hurt when i listen to the music

[Reid @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

Who the heck would want bigger breasts????? lol i know i do.. and im a male MUHAHA ;)

[simone @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

how do you receive this ring tone? does it really work?? i sure hope it does it will change my life if it did!!! plz send me the ring tone so i can start playing it A.S.A.P!!

[Ana @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

My boobes are growing unevenly there all wonky
i wish i didnt do it HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alisha @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

That stuff sounds wierd, iv'e listend 2 it like 10 times and nothing has happend. How long is it ment 2 take untill something happends? and how much bigger r my boobs ment 2 get?

[Greg @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

I had man boobs before, but b/c i listened to it one popped. Now theres booby blood everywhere. Im getting my lawyer.

DONT LISTEN TO THE LIIIIIIIIEEEEESS!!!

::other one pops::

SHIT!

[Dana @ Dec 19th 2005 12:05AM]

I can't believe it. I am a male. I've listened to this several times yesterday and today maybe 20 times plus. My chest really has grown, I now have female breasts, truly amazing. I don't know if it is pschycological or what, but it worked for me. I was just fooling around and now I have female breasts. It's GREAT! What an awesome feeling!

[Tiffany @ Aug 30th 2007 4:23PM]

I want to download this ringtone! I don't have any form of breasts but my the women in my family all do! Please help me figure out how to get this ring tone. Or if someone could send it by e-mail, recording, anything! If it works I want to try it!

[frap @ Dec 26th 2005 7:09AM]

i like one please tell me how to?

where is this rintone?

mi ingles no es muy bueno

pero quisiera que me digan donde lo consigo y si es gratis mejor.