Wanna hear what that "breast-enlarging" ringtone sounds like?
By Peter Rojas 
posted September 27th 2004 3:34PM
posted September 27th 2004 3:34PM
Admit it, even though you know it's totally bogus and totally crass, you've been dying to actually hear what that
breast-enlarging ringtone they've been selling in Japan
sounds like, right? Well, we got Gareth, our Tokyo correspondent, to download it to his phone and make a copy of it for
us, which we're making available to you as an MP3 (for educational purposes, of course). If you can't be bothered to
download it (or don't want to take the risk of the ringtone actually having its advertised effect), we can tell you it
sounds mainly like Yngwie Malmsteen playing a guitar solo, which for some reason makes perfect sense. Now if you'll
excuse us, we've been blasting this all morning and must now run out to get our first training
bras.
Who would have thought shredding guitar listened through a glass of mudd would have made my wifes breasts so full and voluptious...Thank You Easter Bunny...I mean Engadget!
If there is a subliminal message in Japanese, only people that know Japanese will be able to take advantage of it... with that said soireehcemostaeog.
someone was massaging my nipples as i listened to that guitar solo.
that was me
i got a breast-enlarging jpg for ya!
I can't figure out how I can get this downloaded to my phone! It's driving me nuts! Help please! How do I buy or listen to this ringtone to help my breast enhancement?!
now none of my shirts fit anymore. thanks a lot engadget! :(
and it worked! I have a new problem though, whats a gay man supposed to do with 33 Double Dees?
OK, where is the file? I don't see the link. Gotta hear it.
Curt asked where it was, well, the link has the misleading text "Read".
even the chicken breast got larger and i have more dinner tonight! thanks!
oh shit i got breasts
you can put a far larger smile on people's faces with your phone and the Purring Kitty (see www.vibelet.com) - who cares about how big your breasts are ;-)
This is an experiment in granular synthesis gone horribly wrong.
Oh S... I got really huge boobs
Does anyone have a ringtone to turn them back to normal?
I was kind of expecting Barry White.
I got breasts! I got big breasts! I listened to that tune and I got big breasts!!
Oh wait...I already had big breasts. Gee, I hope they don't get too much bigger over the next few days. I'll have to keep track of that.
What's going on? My buttocks are getting bigger listening to that weird ringtone. Oh No!!!, That's the pillow I was sitting on. Nothing happened. I will listen over and over again to see if it works.
No luck after 4 tries. More???
How many days did you listen to the tune...is that really work???
...would do wonders round here!
It works, it really works. I can feel my breasts tingling and my top is getting tighter and tighter. Any one what to see the evidence?
yeah it work !!, I was a man right now and now i am a women :-(
I wonder if the Breast Cancer Coelition might not ban this ringtone as cancer-causing?
I put the ringtone on my computer, then went and checked out her boobs. They were luscious (apologies to reader Luscious). Well, they WERE luscious before. Then she said "TURN OFF THAT $%&^%(*&^ NOISE!!!" Oh well, another experiment in geriatric sex gone bad...
Help! I recorded the ring tone on my pocket recorder and put it in my pocket. I forgot about it and it was accidently left on and kept ringing and ringing and now my penis is getting larger and larger. Help I need to know how to get it back to its original 10inches. help...
how does listening to something make your chest grow? there's no way! it would be cool if it did though.
How can i download to my handphone or computer ? I want be a superwoman.
Another one to test. Any flat chested girls tested these?
It is NOT POSSIBLE TO DOWNLOAD TUNE,
so is it possible to jus record it and play it??
will it sitll have the same effect?
HOLLLAAA BACK.
I tought here it was a comments section. i don't insult anybody because your answers are really funny. that's fun.
but there are people like me or others that would like to know what it gave
please, for us all, let's keep objective ;)
thanks!
my f@#!%$& frindes put me up to it now i got i got man tits now f#@$
Listening to the tune gave me shivers, any tingling sensation ?! maybe a bit.... At the moment I am B-cup, let's see what happens next...
taliyah, just right click the link and save. then transfer to ur phone.
i listened to it now ive got HUGE boobs! then my girl friend came in the room and her breast grew too!!! we kept arrguing about whose boobs were bigger then my mom came in and her started growing too! it was ausome! eventualy all our shirts and bras were torn apart from our giant breast. so now weve got to get new and bigger shirts and bras. now if only we could fit out of this door!
I want to download this ringtone! I don't have any form of breasts but my the women in my family all do! Please help me figure out how to get this ring tone. Or if someone could send it by e-mail, recording, anything! If it works I want to try it!
our breast wont stop growing!!!!!and my perverted friends keep coming into our house and try to suck our nipples! then i played the song the next time they came in and sure enough, now they have huge boobs too and we are all stuck in here!!!
Holy shit! The left side of my speakers weren't working when I first heard the tune and now my friggin' boobs are imbalanced!
Help! It's affecting the way I walk!
i do not get thisd..
i dun't feno difference..how many times should i listen to it..6..7..8..does it take time??
i realli hope this works!!
serious guys i wud love it if this worked i have faith in it, its driving my family crazy , it wud b super kol if it worked!!
hey!!!!!!!!!11
i not sure if it really works but i gonna listen to it over and over again
i listened to it about a million times and it DIDNT WORK
my boobs hurt when i listen to the music
my boobs hurt when i listen to the music
Who the heck would want bigger breasts????? lol i know i do.. and im a male MUHAHA ;)
how do you receive this ring tone? does it really work?? i sure hope it does it will change my life if it did!!! plz send me the ring tone so i can start playing it A.S.A.P!!
My boobes are growing unevenly there all wonky
i wish i didnt do it HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That stuff sounds wierd, iv'e listend 2 it like 10 times and nothing has happend. How long is it ment 2 take untill something happends? and how much bigger r my boobs ment 2 get?
I had man boobs before, but b/c i listened to it one popped. Now theres booby blood everywhere. Im getting my lawyer.
DONT LISTEN TO THE LIIIIIIIIEEEEESS!!!
::other one pops::
SHIT!
I can't believe it. I am a male. I've listened to this several times yesterday and today maybe 20 times plus. My chest really has grown, I now have female breasts, truly amazing. I don't know if it is pschycological or what, but it worked for me. I was just fooling around and now I have female breasts. It's GREAT! What an awesome feeling!
i like one please tell me how to?
where is this rintone?
mi ingles no es muy bueno
pero quisiera que me digan donde lo consigo y si es gratis mejor.