What with Halloween being just around the corner, you're obviously going to want to go as the scariest thing
imagineable. Like, so scary you start crying when you look in the mirror, that scary. So obviously you're going to go
as Michael Jackson, right? Because what on god's green earth could be any more horrifying? Nothing. Just, nothing. And
the best part is the bitter irony of how he's become more zombie-like in reality than were any of the undead in
Thriller. But what we're really looking forward to is a rotting-corpse J-Tim Halloween mask in maybe
15 years after he's all washed up, too. Man, that would be amazing.