We'd been looking for a new way to annoy people during calls, so just in the nick of time we've discovered RAZZ, a downloadable application for cellphones that let's you insert sound clips into phone conversations on the fly. Gamely trying to cash in on this election fever everyone seems to have come down with, PhoneBites, Inc., the company behind the RAZZ application, has just came out with a slew of Bushism sound clips that poke fun at W.'s penchant for malapropism. Impress your friends while, in the middle of a conversation, you exhibit your wit with a quote from George W. Or call a fence-sitting acquaintance and ask, "Did you know that Bush said 'I want an energy bill that encourages consumption'?" When said acquaintance says W. didn't say that, play back the RAZZ clip proving your point. Everyone will love you! The RAZZ app is available at Handango.com. Enjoy, but please don't call us.