ECG shirt

No offense, but we think the Secret Service might want to pick up the ECG Shirt for Dick Cheney, a t-shirt with two built-in cardiac sensors that can keep track of your heart rate, and then if something catastrophic happens, can use a Bluetooth to connect to a cellphone and automatically send off that data to a doctor or medical center. Just make sure you let them know before you take the shirt off.

[Via BlueSerker]

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