Port-O-Jet, the toilet-racer

We're not exactly sure what kind of drag races you'd want to get this thing into, but if you're the Al Bundy type, why not go on the go? Strapped to a 750-pound Boeing jet engine, no less. So if you're a wrench-monkey with ten grand to spare, you too can ride into the sunset (at 46mph) on your very own jet-powered port-a-potty.

[Via TRFJ]

[rob rudorf @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

what kind of idiot spends all that time and money for a jet outhouse? complete idiot.

[Joey Geraci @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Hey, I am sure there could be some use for this someday, I mean, well, be creative people. If we all put our heads together we can come up with something.

[Dorkus Malorkus @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Come on, you'd build it if you had the time and money. But what kind of person says, "I've decided that I'm going to climb inside and test drive a home built, jet-powered, flaming outhouse"?

[BB @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Man, I was so sure that this was a picture of me in the port-a-potty after the "Taco Bell incident." Guess I was wrong. Sure felt like it, though.

[speedwell @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

"put our heads together." You mean an outhouse built for two?

[mathew s @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

What is this, FARK? Pure garbage.

[M. Tidmore @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Oh come on, wouldn't you really want to go and see a race of powered outhouses? Think of the sponsors...Exlax, Charmin, heck Koehler may even provide a china bowl for it...

[nabohi @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

In memory of 1997: Does this vehicle pass the elk test?

[rob rudorf @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

ok ok, i'd build it too if i had the time.

[sarmbrus @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

I wonder what the trophy and grand prizes are? Who will kiss the winnner? I see a whole new NHRA division in the making!!!!

[Alexander Hahn @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

YES!

[Anonymous @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

is that methane powered or just jet fuel?

[Jonas @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

You know what, for some restrants it would be a good investment to make. You know, sell them at the door, it would be a goldmine.

[Jonas @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

You know what, for some restrants it would be a good investment to make. You know, sell them at the door, it would be a goldmine.

[Palehorse @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Watch out for skid marks...

(sorry)

[Nikanoru @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

I feel completely empty inside right now

[Antony Shepherd @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

That was one hell of a curry I had last night.

What, you mean this isn't a caption competition?

[Iain @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

This has great application for Australia, where outdoor 'dunnies' (outhouses) are de rigour in The Outback.

A moving dunny would enable the occupant to get to medical assistance quicker once bitten on the posterior by one of the many deadly snakes Australia boasts!

[Willis @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Take "fast as shit" to a whole new level...

[Crazy_8 @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

lol, that has got to be the funniest thing I have ever seen. Only other thing that compares to it is the flying lawnmower. I know the site this link leads to isn't in english, but I was not the who found it.
{Flying lawnmower link, its a .wmv file, streaming}
http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1159
{}