Relieve stress with the USB Eye Massager

Those long hours pounding out items can really take a toll on us Engadget editors, which is why we're so very glad USB—which, if you've forgotten, can do just about anything for your desktop—gadget makers have finally birthed the USB Eye Massager. You know, normally we don't quote sites, but it's an irresistible marketing pitch:

USB Eye Massager is the latest-designed health care Product specially for the Person which long time use their eyes, Such as the Computer operator.

We don't know about you people, but that particular finger configuration only means one thing to us when it comes to eye contact, and it ain't massage.

[Via I4U]

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

A Three Stooges reference is in order here...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

nyuk nyuk

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

^^
ha ha

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Well, that's a poke in the eye.

(sorry, somebody had to say it.)

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

I know a couple girls that would love to get their hands on one of those.... and believe me it aint headed for the eyes if ya know what I mean.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

"No, you can't have one of those, kid, you'll shoot your eye out."

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

You'll go blind....

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

I got one of those. It picks your nose pretty well too...both nostrils at the same time. Hey Spencer!