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FBI is pretty sure terrorists aren't shining lasers at airplanes

frickin laser

We've heard this rumor that there are more entertaining things for people to do than shine lasers at airplanes, but the FBI is currently investigating eight separate complaints that have been made by pilots since Christmas of lasers being pointed at their aircraft while flying (it'd be mighty hard to actually blind or disorient a pilot enough to take down a plane, but you know how it is these days). Anyway, so far they've managed to rule out terrorists as the culprits, leaving pesky kids and punk ass teenagers as the next most likely to be responsible for all this mayhem.

[Thanks, Henry]