We're not entirely sure how this slipped by as it was announced at the same time as the new Zen Micro sizes, but apparently Creative pulled a fast one on Apple and is launching a photo version of their Zen Micro player. Can you guess the name? It's the Zen Micro Photo. We know, you never saw that one coming. But it's got a 1.5-inch 130x130 pixel OLED screen capable of displaying 262k color images, and like its larger, more expensive Apple counterpart, it doesn't freaking play movies. Why? Why? Listen, Creative, if Archos can do it, you can do it, so get on that, aight?