Fujitsu P7000

Handtops.com has a review of Fujitsu's new P7000 ultralight laptop, calling it a stand-out in its class.  The laptop weighs in at just 3.3lbs and has a 10.6-inch XGA TFT screen, 1.1GHZ Pentium M ULV, and a choice of 40, 60, or 80 GB hard drives.  Also optional are a DVD/CD-RW or a Multi-Format DVD Writer, both of which can be removed to make room for an extra battery.  It's also got an extraordinary number of ports for such a small device including two USB 2.0 ports, FireWire, Ethernet, VGA out, S-Video, Mic, Headphone, PCMCIA and  Modem I/O, not to mention CF card and memory stick/SD slots.  Oh, and it has a fingerprint sensor too.  C'mon Fujitsu, that's just ridiculous (ridiculously awesome, of course).  Prices start at $1600 for the base model.

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