Guy in Wales sends text messages in his sleep


The Sun, absolutely the UK's most unimpeachable news source, reports that there's a guy in Wales who is so addicted to text messaging that he's started doing it in his sleep, even sending a text message to one of his friends while he was having a nightmare that read "Help, I'm in trouble, someone's chasing me." Given how much crazy crap people have been known to do in their sleep—there have even been credible cases of people committing murders while sleepwalking—this could actually not be tabloid sensationalism.