Firefly

We're pretty sure within a few years nary an American adult worth their weight in salt (or soccer balls) will be satisfied until every family member has some time of cellular device, from grams and gramps to their pre-pubescent little darlings. A little less novelty and a little more sombre than the MyMo kids' cellphone, the decidedly more advanced GSM-roaming Firefly has a screen (that's a plus), dedicated mom and dad call buttons, a 20-number phonebook, a backpack hook, and, of course, a 911 button. Of course, we'd be a bit concerned about that 911 button getting triggered at such inopportune time as, well, any time it's not intended, but we remain hopeful they've 8-12-year old-proofed it sufficiently.

[Thanks, Mr. Yuk]

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