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The Disneyland Hall of Presidents's ranks have apparently swelled with addition of the country's current automaton-in-chief, and right under our noses no less. The animatronic trip down history lane regales Disneyland visitors with canned recorded voices and bows from our nation's leaders, and 43rd President George W. Bush is apparently no exception in providing his bit of commentary for the 25-minute parade of stiffs.

Update: Believe it or not, no, the Bush-bot isn't fake—he's been in the Hall of Presidents for years. The article, however, is clearly satire. You don't really think Disney's PR rep said, "we could just have [Bush] move his lips while he sits on Dick Cheney's lap", now do you?