Bill Gates getting knighted
By Peter Rojas 
posted March 2nd 2005 12:03PM
posted March 2nd 2005 12:03PM
We were sorta hoping he'd show up for the ceremony wearing a suit of armor made out of discarded Windows ME CD-ROMs,
but Bill Gates was officially knighted by Queen Elizabeth
earlier today.
P.S. - It's officially time for another caption contest. The winner will be made a Knight Commander of the Most
Excellent Order of the Engadget Empire.
What happened to knighthoods being given to people who had spent their lives in poverty striving towards helping others; not people who are already super-rich through being self-obsessed?
For this caption I would like to submit.
Your highness I am greatful of your unforseen gesture and I am only a common-er but as you wish I will sign under Sir Anthony Hopkins.
Oh bloody hell queen I dont compute in gaelic. What was it again? Im sorry I have forgotten my keyboard.
Im lost without my keyboard dammit WHERE THE !@*+ IS IT DAMMIT.....
biatch I got more money you ha ha