Couch Potato TormentorYou remember the TV-B-Gone, don't you? Anonymously turn off any TV, just like that? Well, we didn't think you could get a product much more amazing and enjoyable (and simultaneously obnoxious) than that, but the Couch Potato Tormentor may very well take the cake. Instead of just turning your TV off, it randomly changes the channel, or screws with the CD or DVD currently playing, or whatever. The best part is that you don't even have to be there—once it's programmed you can just leave it lying nearby and the Couch Potato Tormentor will just mess with your TV at random intervals.

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