Avoid clutter with Onkyo's built-in speaker flat screen stand
If you mount your home theater flat screen on your wall, the issue becomes where to put the not-so-easily mountable speakers. Onkyo has come up with a way to solve the problem by embedding speakers inside the TV's display stand. The CB-SP1200 safely holds up to 250 pounds worth of whatever video goodness you've got goin' on (LCD, plasma, tabletop rear projection, even conventional CRT — check!), plus provides high quality audio via integrated Onkyo MicroFiber (OMF) left, right, and center channels. The seven-coat black lacquer on the $600 unit is reportedly "hand rubbed to beautiful high gloss finish" — and we have to question the perv factor on the sick individuals who applied for that job. It would be a fairly attractive addition to one's home entertainment system, yes — but you won't ever catch us stealing into the living room in the middle of the night with a bottle of baby oil.
