The N700i and P700i FOMA handsets were announced today (though shipping March 11th), as DoCoMo continues to work their magic across the Pacific. Both phones feature a similar baseline feature set we've mentioned in the past: 2-inch 24-bit displays, 1 megapixel cameras, miniSD memory slots, and of course all of these abilities are supported by mammoth batteries (350-430 hour standby, 140 minute talk, and 90 minute video call time). Features particular to the P700i include Kirari-mail (translation please?) which displays LED patterns coded to messages including particular emoticons, as well as the G-GUIDE software for accessing TV schedule codes for programming video recorders. Antibacterial body jackets and pre-installed Disney character illustrations make the N700i the favorite in what we're glad to term the 'dirty youth' market.