Our nation's elderly (and overmedicated—Cali and NY, listen up!) need never never worry about forgetting their
anti-Alzheimer's meds again so long as MediovoxRX's Rex-The Talking Bottle (which can be loaded up with Jack-The
Muffled Suppository) gets loaded up with drugs and programmed with its dosage and scheduling information at the
pharmacy. There's also a home-use Rex Starter Kit, which is user-programmable—both play back a specified message in
accordance to dosage scheduling, though we assume it is expected to be highly optional for patients; it might be a
little awkward getting a reminder to take your Cialis every night around ten.