Apparently he's going to waste this thing on legitimate scientific pursuits rather than scaring the crap out of
vacationers at the Jersey Shore this summer, but Fabien Cousteau (grandson of you-know-who) has built a 14-foot long,
1000-pound, one-man submarine that's designed to look exactly like a Great White Shark. The idea is to fool sharks into
thinking he's one of them so he can get right up close and see what they really do when their are no humans around
(we're guessing it's probably still eating fish).