The Hand-Shredder
By Peter Rojas 
posted March 22nd 2005 12:40PM
posted March 22nd 2005 12:40PM
We've mentioned before how hand-cranked shredders have
appeal to a really niche demographic, but whoever decided to name theirs the "Hand-Shredder" must be going after an
even smaller market than that. Fungus Mungus nails it: "The only problem is once you've shredded one hand, you can't
shred the other one!"
[Via Boing Boing]
The solution to the problem as well as the solution to spending money for the shredder would be a hand shredding service which shreds both your hands for a fee much smaller than what you would spend for the shredder, since you wouldn't have any use for it after its original application anyway.
Must fingers be removed first?
And will it also shred paper?
What's the lever on the side for?
Any football star worth his name will be able to easily shred both his hands, which might actually give him an advantage since he won't be called for handballs anymore. :-P
If only you could shred all od Carmis pointless posts with that thing..
"The only problem is once you’ve shredded one hand, you can’t shred the other one!”
You can if it's someone else's (this thing may have some good "Family" applications in the field...)
Don't put your cat in it ;)
Don't put your cat in it ;)