The BottleSpy bottle opener

In the future when we have systems monitoring the statistics of our every action for our mere edification, there will inevitably be some numbers we just won't want to know. For instance, like how many times we got shot down at the party last night—or much the same, how many drinks it took to get to that point. But if you're the type who really must know how many tops you've popped, the BottleSpy will help you out by keeping accurate track of how badly you're roughing up that liver of yours. Ah, only in England. What, only 31 so far! Better get off the wagon and quick, lad!

[Via TRFJ]

[Clinton Wilmott @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

I have to get one of these for my brother / logger / solitary woodsman.

He drinks more then you can possibly imagine. His stomach is like a giant beer dome. Yet, he denies it. This would prove otherwise.