You got to know your chicken, and you can do it through the web
posted Apr 4th 2005 8:30AM
The Poultry Internet project takes what is surely a familiar concept to purveyors of teledildonics and brings it to
the next logical level: fondling your chicken over the net. Members of the Mixed Reality Lab in Singapore are clearly
troubled by the separation of human and poultry brought on by fast-paced modern life, and offer a very, um, interesting
solution to this pressing problem by combining wireless, haptics, cybernetics, and augmented reality. Now when your
chicken is home alone, you can reach out to him (literally) by petting a highly amusing chicken doll whose sensors
transmit touch data to an electronic jacket worn by the chicken. Better yet, you can don 3D goggles and get a real-time
view of your pet, and even put on electric sensor footwear that allow you to walk a mile in your chicken's shoes. We're
just wondering which company will snap this up to tap into the ever-burgeoning market of harried pet chicken owners who
crave the ability to give their KFC a little TLC.
Video: Poultry internet [.mov,
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[Via Near Near Future]
I'm not ready for this, yet. Although I think he can still turn this chindogu into a CNC router. Which is nice to mill out pieces for model airplanes and such. The chicken can be put into the microwave and served with pineapple and rice.
Though... there's some pretty cool research on the site, too. I will try my best to respect the chicken somewhat more.
16 years ago, one day, I was walking down the street. I was cruising in Brooklyn, You know what I mean? Something was cooking, but wasn't yet a chicken.
I know my chicken. You got to know your chicken.
I know my chicken. You got to know your chicken.
Cibo Matto is the greatest.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B000002N11001006/0/104-6269585-3607903
That would be “reaching out to _her_”, not “him”, if I recall correctly…
Someone beat me to it, but I love Cibo Matto!
Wireless cock fondling!