MobiBlu DAH-1500 earrings

Almost as silly as thinking to eat an MP3 player is thinking to use it as a fashion accessory (MP3 watches notwithstanding). Maybe she was really hard up for some fresh jewelry on her way out the door. Or maybe she was paid enough by the marketing department to don these MobiBlu DAH-1500s in a flagrant display of anti-fashion. Or maybe we are woefully out of touch, and dangling OLEDs are all the rage these days — quite possible. But whenever this "World's Smallest" (ahem) player becomes available, it's pretty safe to say it won't be replacing any of our piercings.

Coming soon: the portable Atari 2600