Actually, you might have a legitimate reason to throw down for
that CellSensor EMF Detector we just
mentioned—researchers at the University of Newcastle have determined that the sperm DNA of mice can be damaged by
exposure to electromagentic radiation that's at the same frequency as that used in cellphones. You'll be shocked by
this, but the scientists who conducted the study say the results are still preliminary and that "clearly further
research needs to be done" (translation: gimme some more grant money).