The microwave PC
By Peter Rojas 
posted Apr 18th 2005 4:47PM
posted Apr 18th 2005 4:47PM
We hardly ever link to case mods (it's slippery slope, my friends), but this one just cries out for a caption
contest. We'll get you rolling:
"Your PC and Hot Pockets, together at last."
[Thanks, Chris]
Bing... Files done!
Finally, something else to do while I irradiate my face.
This gives hotmail a new definition...
winnuke.exe
Eliminate cold boots forever!
Just when you thought you weren't getting enough radiation from normal computer usage...
finally giving up on cooling his cpu he decided instead to use the excess heat. Hot pocket anyone?
food time
pop-tart format floppy
slice of pizza 2 emails
turkey dinner defreag hard drive
After the /pizza from EverQuest 2 here is the new special edition from AleinWarez PC : just type in /Stouffers and your meal just appears in less than 45sec... or it's free.
Comes with Firefox and the new "Radiation Exposure" extension pre-installed!
sure it is cool and all, but what I want to know is; does it have a popcorn button?
/Disc burner
//all those guys who said you could fry an egg on a Pentium, are eating lunch right now...
-F
My hard-drive is overheating!!! Oh wait, it's just dinner.
Mmmmmm..........A new way to nuke that new P4.
Enjoy warm popcorn while recovering from a Windows crash.
The Tinfoil Hat Brigade decided that consolidation would mean one less device to have to guard against.
Overclock hardware for best results
Bwaha.
PC Based answer to Mac's G4 Ti Notebook Bacon Fryer.
Everything works...but the WiFi
Finally something to defrost my PC when it freezes up!
BSOD: Blue Screen of Delicious!!
Two words: Information Appliance.
Jef Raskin must be spinning in his grave. :)
The first tool made solely for people who are physically not able to leave their chairs.
Anyone for micro-chips!
Hot Packets
WINDOWS HAS NEVER BEEN SO HAWT!
(do I win now? ^_^*)
"Dude, my PC's fried!"
"Just set it and forget it!" (But wait.. there's more!)
Now I can enjoy my porn with Nachos--and it only takes 45 seconds!
"McDonald's and Apple's joint venture: the I-Big-Mac."
"Tech support! My code is fried, man."
"Insert Installation CD and press reheat..."
"Can you say - Recipe for disaster?"
Exciting NEW product from the makers of the "Perfect Tin-Foil Hat"...
***The Ulitmate-Shielded, Totally-Stealth PC (with "Hide-ease" technology)!***
* Safe from prying eyes using frequency spying technology (hand-held, satelite-based, and even most known "Alien Ray"-based systems)
* "Hide-ease" technology: FBI/g-men at your door?
Just unplug the keyboard and mouse. Unit then automatically plays "Revolving TV Dinner" movie! -- Result: "What computer?"
(choice of Vegan or Meat entree movie)
* Built in Wi-Fi jammer and/or broad spectrum MIMO interface (feature/spec not yet finalized)
* In case of unit discovery/compromise...
4 Self-Destruct built-in modes:
Defrost, Medium, Full Power, Auto
Toasted!
My hard-drive is overheating!!! Oh wait, it's just dinner.
From the geniuses who brought you the USB cup warmer...
I will not nuke my homework.
I will not nuke my homework.
I will not nuke my homework.
I will not nuke my homework.
That looks like the Pegasos demonstration thingy they had on the expos.
yeah, but why do people keep crapping in the toaster?
"*#!?&%* cheese all over the motherboard again."
"There is no microwave. An overclocked dual P4-Xeon performs the cooking."
Turntable=1
Power=80%
Call Recipe.lib
For I=1 to 6000
microwave.run
I=I++
Echo Ding.bell
"Honey, can you pause Doom? I need to cook dinner and junior's on the PC range."
"Hey, the wifi connection just doesn't seem to work"
Add a cat for more gibs than doom 3.
"Now you are cooking with Microsoft...."
"You've Got Meal!"
At last - a cybercafe where you can get a decent byte to eat
"The new MicroWav Pc, bringing a new meaning to Burning CDs."
Esp. those AOL cds :)
"New computer makes frozen food microsoft."
In response, Apple announced its going to make an "Easy Mac"
"Blazing 2.4 Ghz Performance!"
Looking for Safe Mode? This PC doesn't have it.
"NBC announces new computer to keep malnourished WoW players from starving to death"
"My computer nuked my homework..."
That's overestimating the average microwave food consumer. Which set of directions would you pick?
Stovetop Instructions:
1. Open package and pour contents into 6 cups water.
2. Boil for 10 minutes.
3. Drain and enjoy.
Microwave Instructions:
1. Go to Start -> Program Files -> Microwave
2. Choose File -> New -> Food
3. Select "High" from the pulldown and enter number of minutes into textbox.
4. Hit OK
5. Hit Confirm
6. Choose File -> Close
7. Hit OK
8. Hit Confirm
There's going to be a surge in stove sales, I say.
With the term “fried hard-drive” becoming so clich?or Windows users, Gates and team sought to coin the term “nuked hard-drive” for their upcoming OS Longhorn.
"27. Posted Apr 18, 2005, 5:22 PM ET by Bill
"McDonald's and Apple's joint venture: the I-Big-Mac.""
or: The BigMac-mini