The microwave PC
We hardly ever link to case mods (it's slippery slope, my friends), but this one just cries out for a caption
contest. We'll get you rolling:
"Your PC and Hot Pockets, together at last."
[Thanks, Chris]
We hardly ever link to case mods (it's slippery slope, my friends), but this one just cries out for a caption
contest. We'll get you rolling:
"Your PC and Hot Pockets, together at last."
[Thanks, Chris]







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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Pedro @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Bing... Files done!
DAN @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Finally, something else to do while I irradiate my face.
Ed_NYC @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
This gives hotmail a new definition...
Matt Westervelt @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
winnuke.exe
Canada Tom @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Eliminate cold boots forever!
Mr. Fluffles @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Just when you thought you weren't getting enough radiation from normal computer usage...
Steve @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
finally giving up on cooling his cpu he decided instead to use the excess heat. Hot pocket anyone?
food time
pop-tart format floppy
slice of pizza 2 emails
turkey dinner defreag hard drive
Guillaume @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
After the /pizza from EverQuest 2 here is the new special edition from AleinWarez PC : just type in /Stouffers and your meal just appears in less than 45sec... or it's free.
Vlar @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Comes with Firefox and the new "Radiation Exposure" extension pre-installed!
faentur @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
sure it is cool and all, but what I want to know is; does it have a popcorn button?
/Disc burner
//all those guys who said you could fry an egg on a Pentium, are eating lunch right now...
-F
ntcasti @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
My hard-drive is overheating!!! Oh wait, it's just dinner.
Mr. Magoo @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Mmmmmm..........A new way to nuke that new P4.
BK @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Enjoy warm popcorn while recovering from a Windows crash.
Billfred @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
The Tinfoil Hat Brigade decided that consolidation would mean one less device to have to guard against.
Richard Moriarty @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Overclock hardware for best results
Kane @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Bwaha.
PC Based answer to Mac's G4 Ti Notebook Bacon Fryer.
Dave @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Everything works...but the WiFi
Canadian Guy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Finally something to defrost my PC when it freezes up!
snarkey @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
BSOD: Blue Screen of Delicious!!
Phil @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Two words: Information Appliance.
Jef Raskin must be spinning in his grave. :)
tony trepanier @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
The first tool made solely for people who are physically not able to leave their chairs.
Rick James @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Anyone for micro-chips!
anonymous @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Hot Packets
the1bigboy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
WINDOWS HAS NEVER BEEN SO HAWT!
(do I win now? ^_^*)
Geoff @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
"Dude, my PC's fried!"
"Just set it and forget it!" (But wait.. there's more!)
Michael @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Now I can enjoy my porn with Nachos--and it only takes 45 seconds!
Bill @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
"McDonald's and Apple's joint venture: the I-Big-Mac."
"Tech support! My code is fried, man."
"Insert Installation CD and press reheat..."
"Can you say - Recipe for disaster?"
Bee @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Exciting NEW product from the makers of the "Perfect Tin-Foil Hat"...
***The Ulitmate-Shielded, Totally-Stealth PC (with "Hide-ease" technology)!***
* Safe from prying eyes using frequency spying technology (hand-held, satelite-based, and even most known "Alien Ray"-based systems)
* "Hide-ease" technology: FBI/g-men at your door?
Just unplug the keyboard and mouse. Unit then automatically plays "Revolving TV Dinner" movie! -- Result: "What computer?"
(choice of Vegan or Meat entree movie)
* Built in Wi-Fi jammer and/or broad spectrum MIMO interface (feature/spec not yet finalized)
* In case of unit discovery/compromise...
4 Self-Destruct built-in modes:
Defrost, Medium, Full Power, Auto
Luke @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Toasted!
ntcasti @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
My hard-drive is overheating!!! Oh wait, it's just dinner.
Robert @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
From the geniuses who brought you the USB cup warmer...
mikedt @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
I will not nuke my homework.
I will not nuke my homework.
I will not nuke my homework.
I will not nuke my homework.
treqie @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
That looks like the Pegasos demonstration thingy they had on the expos.
ernie @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
yeah, but why do people keep crapping in the toaster?
Bill @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
"*#!?&%* cheese all over the motherboard again."
"There is no microwave. An overclocked dual P4-Xeon performs the cooking."
Turntable=1
Power=80%
Call Recipe.lib
For I=1 to 6000
microwave.run
I=I++
Echo Ding.bell
"Honey, can you pause Doom? I need to cook dinner and junior's on the PC range."
Codepope @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
"Hey, the wifi connection just doesn't seem to work"
Justin Nolan @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Add a cat for more gibs than doom 3.
Drew @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
"Now you are cooking with Microsoft...."
JS5981 @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
"You've Got Meal!"
Phil Creed @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
At last - a cybercafe where you can get a decent byte to eat
E2400 @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
"The new MicroWav Pc, bringing a new meaning to Burning CDs."
Esp. those AOL cds :)
Stephen @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
"New computer makes frozen food microsoft."
Joe @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
In response, Apple announced its going to make an "Easy Mac"
fotobox @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
"Blazing 2.4 Ghz Performance!"
World Tech Guy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
Looking for Safe Mode? This PC doesn't have it.
dan @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
"NBC announces new computer to keep malnourished WoW players from starving to death"
ebp2k2 @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
"My computer nuked my homework..."
daniel @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
That's overestimating the average microwave food consumer. Which set of directions would you pick?
Stovetop Instructions:
1. Open package and pour contents into 6 cups water.
2. Boil for 10 minutes.
3. Drain and enjoy.
Microwave Instructions:
1. Go to Start -> Program Files -> Microwave
2. Choose File -> New -> Food
3. Select "High" from the pulldown and enter number of minutes into textbox.
4. Hit OK
5. Hit Confirm
6. Choose File -> Close
7. Hit OK
8. Hit Confirm
There's going to be a surge in stove sales, I say.
Josh Morganti @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
With the term fried hard-drive becoming so clich?or Windows users, Gates and team sought to coin the term nuked hard-drive for their upcoming OS Longhorn.
Ariel @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM
"27. Posted Apr 18, 2005, 5:22 PM ET by Bill
"McDonald's and Apple's joint venture: the I-Big-Mac.""
or: The BigMac-mini