The microwave PC

We hardly ever link to case mods (it's slippery slope, my friends), but this one just cries out for a caption contest. We'll get you rolling:

"Your PC and Hot Pockets, together at last."

[Thanks, Chris]

[Pedro @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Bing... Files done!

[DAN @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Finally, something else to do while I irradiate my face.

[Ed_NYC @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

This gives hotmail a new definition...

[Matt Westervelt @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

winnuke.exe

[Canada Tom @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Eliminate cold boots forever!

[Mr. Fluffles @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Just when you thought you weren't getting enough radiation from normal computer usage...

[Steve @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

finally giving up on cooling his cpu he decided instead to use the excess heat. Hot pocket anyone?

food time
pop-tart format floppy
slice of pizza 2 emails
turkey dinner defreag hard drive

[Guillaume @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

After the /pizza from EverQuest 2 here is the new special edition from AleinWarez PC : just type in /Stouffers and your meal just appears in less than 45sec... or it's free.

[Vlar @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Comes with Firefox and the new "Radiation Exposure" extension pre-installed!

[faentur @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

sure it is cool and all, but what I want to know is; does it have a popcorn button?

/Disc burner

//all those guys who said you could fry an egg on a Pentium, are eating lunch right now...

-F

[ntcasti @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

My hard-drive is overheating!!! Oh wait, it's just dinner.

[Mr. Magoo @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Mmmmmm..........A new way to nuke that new P4.

[BK @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Enjoy warm popcorn while recovering from a Windows crash.

[Billfred @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

The Tinfoil Hat Brigade decided that consolidation would mean one less device to have to guard against.

[Richard Moriarty @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Overclock hardware for best results

[Kane @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Bwaha.

PC Based answer to Mac's G4 Ti Notebook Bacon Fryer.

[Dave @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Everything works...but the WiFi

[Canadian Guy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Finally something to defrost my PC when it freezes up!

[snarkey @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

BSOD: Blue Screen of Delicious!!

[Phil @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Two words: Information Appliance.

Jef Raskin must be spinning in his grave. :)

[tony trepanier @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

The first tool made solely for people who are physically not able to leave their chairs.

[Rick James @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Anyone for micro-chips!

[anonymous @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Hot Packets

[the1bigboy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

WINDOWS HAS NEVER BEEN SO HAWT!
(do I win now? ^_^*)

[Geoff @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"Dude, my PC's fried!"

"Just set it and forget it!" (But wait.. there's more!)

[Michael @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Now I can enjoy my porn with Nachos--and it only takes 45 seconds!

[Bill @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"McDonald's and Apple's joint venture: the I-Big-Mac."

"Tech support! My code is fried, man."

"Insert Installation CD and press reheat..."

"Can you say - Recipe for disaster?"

[Bee @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Exciting NEW product from the makers of the "Perfect Tin-Foil Hat"...
***The Ulitmate-Shielded, Totally-Stealth PC (with "Hide-ease" technology)!***

* Safe from prying eyes using frequency spying technology (hand-held, satelite-based, and even most known "Alien Ray"-based systems)

* "Hide-ease" technology: FBI/g-men at your door?
Just unplug the keyboard and mouse. Unit then automatically plays "Revolving TV Dinner" movie! -- Result: "What computer?"
(choice of Vegan or Meat entree movie)

* Built in Wi-Fi jammer and/or broad spectrum MIMO interface (feature/spec not yet finalized)

* In case of unit discovery/compromise...
4 Self-Destruct built-in modes:
Defrost, Medium, Full Power, Auto

[Luke @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Toasted!

[ntcasti @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

My hard-drive is overheating!!! Oh wait, it's just dinner.

[Robert @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

From the geniuses who brought you the USB cup warmer...

[mikedt @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

I will not nuke my homework.
I will not nuke my homework.
I will not nuke my homework.
I will not nuke my homework.

[treqie @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

That looks like the Pegasos demonstration thingy they had on the expos.

[ernie @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

yeah, but why do people keep crapping in the toaster?

[Bill @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"*#!?&%* cheese all over the motherboard again."

"There is no microwave. An overclocked dual P4-Xeon performs the cooking."

Turntable=1
Power=80%
Call Recipe.lib
For I=1 to 6000
microwave.run
I=I++
Echo Ding.bell

"Honey, can you pause Doom? I need to cook dinner and junior's on the PC range."

[Codepope @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"Hey, the wifi connection just doesn't seem to work"

[Justin Nolan @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Add a cat for more gibs than doom 3.

[Drew @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"Now you are cooking with Microsoft...."

[JS5981 @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"You've Got Meal!"

[Phil Creed @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

At last - a cybercafe where you can get a decent byte to eat

[E2400 @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"The new MicroWav Pc, bringing a new meaning to Burning CDs."


Esp. those AOL cds :)

[Stephen @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"New computer makes frozen food microsoft."

[Joe @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

In response, Apple announced its going to make an "Easy Mac"

[fotobox @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"Blazing 2.4 Ghz Performance!"

[World Tech Guy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Looking for Safe Mode? This PC doesn't have it.

[dan @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"NBC announces new computer to keep malnourished WoW players from starving to death"

[ebp2k2 @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"My computer nuked my homework..."

[daniel @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

That's overestimating the average microwave food consumer. Which set of directions would you pick?

Stovetop Instructions:
1. Open package and pour contents into 6 cups water.
2. Boil for 10 minutes.
3. Drain and enjoy.

Microwave Instructions:
1. Go to Start -> Program Files -> Microwave
2. Choose File -> New -> Food
3. Select "High" from the pulldown and enter number of minutes into textbox.
4. Hit OK
5. Hit Confirm
6. Choose File -> Close
7. Hit OK
8. Hit Confirm

There's going to be a surge in stove sales, I say.

[Josh Morganti @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

With the term �fried hard-drive� becoming so clich?or Windows users, Gates and team sought to coin the term �nuked hard-drive� for their upcoming OS Longhorn.

[Ariel @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"27. Posted Apr 18, 2005, 5:22 PM ET by Bill

"McDonald's and Apple's joint venture: the I-Big-Mac.""

or: The BigMac-mini