The microwave PC

We hardly ever link to case mods (it's slippery slope, my friends), but this one just cries out for a caption contest. We'll get you rolling:

"Your PC and Hot Pockets, together at last."

[Thanks, Chris]

[Chris @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Is this how FAT we're getting? We can't even get up to walk over to the microwave?


Oh look, it's even easier to look up recipes while I'm cooking.


"Honey, what would you like to download for dinner?"

[Mike Parker @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"Dell-icious"

"Suprise.. I smell a Dell-Swanson merger in the works"

[Bee @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Honey, we'll have to go out for dinner tonight. The microwave has got more spyware AGAIN. It's asking to select a 'Wash Temperature' and 'Spin Cycle'! ~ ~sigh~ ~ We just **HAD** to get the $2295 microwave...

[Keith Smolar @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

And Apple thinks a PowerBook G5 would have trouble with overheating...

[Guild @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Another way to keep programmer at their desk.

[OddManOut @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

The obvious accessory to the office room toilet scenario...

[Handsome Jon @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Quick, go buy stock in this site: http://www.goodnuke.com/recipes/

[Jason @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Pefect for playing Duke Nuke'em Forever

[addyourcommentshere @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"Damn, honey, I think we need a new mouse, I found it in the microwave again!"

Guest: "Mmm, these nacho chips are good, what kind are they?"
You: "Samsung DDR topped with velveta"

Computer display: "Food processing, please wait. This may take several minutes. Should your computer/microwave stop responding, please reboot."

[brian s @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"fry spam, once and for all"

[ikkaruss @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

for all you douchebags out there!


does that even work as a caption?

[Dylan @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Now I know what the people at Chernobyl felt like when their computers started going Abort, Retry, Fail. . .

[foonie @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

what do you mean "no right click"?

[Adrian @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Can you smeeeellll what Microsoft's cooking???

Another half-baked idea by Microsoft!

This gives a whole new meaning to a "burned CD"!

I would like my Internet Explorer medium-rare please...

[Bill Baker @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"we're gonna need a bigger sink..."

[Steve_ @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Now with TWICE the radiation!

[Ben Dummett @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Finally - a computer that controls nukes!

HarHar.

Or-

Please wait - Mutating.

[bhix @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

The new mac-and-cheese mini pc. MMMM good...

[Stoneman @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"Microsoft Anti-Spyware has detected a microwave oven. Would you like Windows to remove the oven?"

[Enkode @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Finally! A reason to put an AOL disc in your computer!

[jon @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

thats hot

[Paul @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Press ctrl-alt-backspace to zap your food AND your X11 server.

[Andy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

New from Thanko; a coffee warmer that's gaurenteed to work!

[Don Newman @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

How come the network always goes down when the sysadmin is having lunch?

[bc @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Dateline 2015: Taking a cue from similar recent innovations by cell phone manufacturers, Intel designs a new multi-function case to take advantage of an unexpected side-effect of soaring processor frequencies.

[bc @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

QA discovers engineering's interpretation of specs has gone horribly awry for the latest installment of "Duke Nukem".

[Anthony @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

yeah - actually like #1 the best! just perfect :)

[Brad Biggers @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

What they don't tell you is - the microwave is USB powered.

[D23Tek @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

I had to put an addition on the house to hold the heat sink...

[Kilroy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Just make sure you use a good Firewall!!

[hafa @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

What would you like to cook today ? (TM)

[Jerrod Hofferth @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"New from Apple: Easy Mac!"

[Jordan @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

That is almost as good as my pc with a toaster.

[Bee @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Ahhh... I still can't figure out how to reset the clock.

[E @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Intel resumes Prescott development.

[Andrew @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

"When mommy's and daddy's love eachother very much a baby is made and it is very special thing. When they are a microwave and personal computer however, things tend to be... frightening."

[jdogg @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Looking at Disc burning from a whole new level...btw, also comes w/ Roxio Toast!

[jdogg @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

AOL: WELCOME! You've got COFFEE

[Peter Martori @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Hot Links!!! Satisfy your hunger in 60 seconds...well, maybe 30 seconds.

[Stephen @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Number 90 looks suspiciously similar to number 44. Let's try reading before posting, mkay? ;)

[Morten Skogly from Pappmaskin @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Finally I can surf porn and make popcorn at the same time! Joy!

[Vance @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

What they don't show you, of course, is the matching office chair toilet mod.

Never leave your desk again.

[Henry @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Think I fried my motherboard.

[Henry @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Microsoft in microwave.

[Henry @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Some people will actually try to use it.

[hafa @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

very true #17. microwave will kill signals transmitting at 2.4 Ghz; 900 Mhz phone works just fine.

[scurr @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

where is the obvious?!

can we get a six-second abs joke......

"Announcing the newest improvement to windows: Two Start Buttons!"

[peter @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

That means the meaningless "hibernate" windows function is finally deprecated...

[rich @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

Yet another great product of 2.4GHz and your PC.

Letting the smoke out of your PC, suddenly not such a bad thing.

Streamlining the wifi-thwarting process.

Faraday cage? no space! we need an lcd in there!

Another step closer to never needing to leave the office chair.

Is that a hot dog in your monitor or are you just happy to see me.

One step closer to the ToasterPC.

DUDE! THIS PC GOT A HEMI!

Another product of LSD and PC's (Previous examples: UNIX, BSD, ASM, Brainf_ck, Slackware, Dell...)

[Homey @ Dec 19th 2005 12:13AM]

i remember hearing something about monitors giving off too much radiation, but this is ridiculous.