The microwave PC
By Peter Rojas 
posted April 18th 2005 4:47PM
posted April 18th 2005 4:47PM
We hardly ever link to case mods (it's slippery slope, my friends), but this one just cries out for a caption
contest. We'll get you rolling:
"Your PC and Hot Pockets, together at last."
[Thanks, Chris]
Is this how FAT we're getting? We can't even get up to walk over to the microwave?
Oh look, it's even easier to look up recipes while I'm cooking.
"Honey, what would you like to download for dinner?"
"Dell-icious"
"Suprise.. I smell a Dell-Swanson merger in the works"
Honey, we'll have to go out for dinner tonight. The microwave has got more spyware AGAIN. It's asking to select a 'Wash Temperature' and 'Spin Cycle'! ~ ~sigh~ ~ We just **HAD** to get the $2295 microwave...
"Tired of his girlfriend's cat always bothering him while he worked, John cooked up an ingenious solution..."
(No Pun Intended)
Steve Jobs introduced his newest innovation today the iMicro
"Finally Apple has come out with something innovative and original..." Jobs proclaimed "With the launch of the iMicro, of course there is also the need to launch the iMicro store where for just 99 cents consumers will be able to buy the program to get there Hot Pockets cooked just right just think no more having to push buttons...just put the food in click 'Buy Now' button and their microwave will start cooking"
Real Networks CEO Rob Glaser pushed for a more open strategy saying they will have their own Microwave Computer out shortly and it's only fair to the consumer to have the ability to purchase the cooking program and use it on any device.
Kenmore CEO Jeffrey Immelt had no immediate comment...
And Apple thinks a PowerBook G5 would have trouble with overheating...
Another way to keep programmer at their desk.
The obvious accessory to the office room toilet scenario...
[oops, SORRY Steve, I think I subconsciously stole your last idea... skimmed your first quote... then later read your full post... Due credit to you for the dinner idea!!!]
I would love to see this with a screen saver of something cooking on the inside.
Quick, go buy stock in this site: http://www.goodnuke.com/recipes/
First the clock on the stove, now a computer on the microwave. Another reason women do not need to leave the kitchen. Next will be the combo clothodish washer.
Just add a mobile - go from benign to malignant in 60 seconds.
what i really want to know is if the microwave still works?
"No, no, no... That's not what I meant by a 2.45GHz PC!!!"
I'm guessing it doesn't have WiFi.
Pefect for playing Duke Nuke'em Forever
"Damn, honey, I think we need a new mouse, I found it in the microwave again!"
Guest: "Mmm, these nacho chips are good, what kind are they?"
You: "Samsung DDR topped with velveta"
Computer display: "Food processing, please wait. This may take several minutes. Should your computer/microwave stop responding, please reboot."
"fry spam, once and for all"
for all you douchebags out there!
does that even work as a caption?
Now I know what the people at Chernobyl felt like when their computers started going Abort, Retry, Fail. . .
what do you mean "no right click"?
Can you smeeeellll what Microsoft's cooking???
Another half-baked idea by Microsoft!
This gives a whole new meaning to a "burned CD"!
I would like my Internet Explorer medium-rare please...
"we're gonna need a bigger sink..."
Now with TWICE the radiation!
Finally - a computer that controls nukes!
HarHar.
Or-
Please wait - Mutating.
The new mac-and-cheese mini pc. MMMM good...
"Microsoft Anti-Spyware has detected a microwave oven. Would you like Windows to remove the oven?"
Finally! A reason to put an AOL disc in your computer!
thats hot
Press ctrl-alt-backspace to zap your food AND your X11 server.
New from Thanko; a coffee warmer that's gaurenteed to work!
How come the network always goes down when the sysadmin is having lunch?
Dateline 2015: Taking a cue from similar recent innovations by cell phone manufacturers, Intel designs a new multi-function case to take advantage of an unexpected side-effect of soaring processor frequencies.
QA discovers engineering's interpretation of specs has gone horribly awry for the latest installment of "Duke Nukem".
yeah - actually like #1 the best! just perfect :)
What they don't tell you is - the microwave is USB powered.
I had to put an addition on the house to hold the heat sink...
Just make sure you use a good Firewall!!
What would you like to cook today ? (TM)
"New from Apple: Easy Mac!"
That is almost as good as my pc with a toaster.
Ahhh... I still can't figure out how to reset the clock.
Intel resumes Prescott development.
"When mommy's and daddy's love eachother very much a baby is made and it is very special thing. When they are a microwave and personal computer however, things tend to be... frightening."
Looking at Disc burning from a whole new level...btw, also comes w/ Roxio Toast!
AOL: WELCOME! You've got COFFEE
Hot Links!!! Satisfy your hunger in 60 seconds...well, maybe 30 seconds.
Number 90 looks suspiciously similar to number 44. Let's try reading before posting, mkay? ;)
Finally I can surf porn and make popcorn at the same time! Joy!