The microwave PC
By Peter Rojas 
posted April 18th 2005 4:47PM
posted April 18th 2005 4:47PM
We hardly ever link to case mods (it's slippery slope, my friends), but this one just cries out for a caption
contest. We'll get you rolling:
"Your PC and Hot Pockets, together at last."
[Thanks, Chris]
What they don't show you, of course, is the matching office chair toilet mod.
Never leave your desk again.
Think I fried my motherboard.
Microsoft in microwave.
Some people will actually try to use it.
very true #17. microwave will kill signals transmitting at 2.4 Ghz; 900 Mhz phone works just fine.
where is the obvious?!
can we get a six-second abs joke......
"Announcing the newest improvement to windows: Two Start Buttons!"
That means the meaningless "hibernate" windows function is finally deprecated...
Yet another great product of 2.4GHz and your PC.
Letting the smoke out of your PC, suddenly not such a bad thing.
Streamlining the wifi-thwarting process.
Faraday cage? no space! we need an lcd in there!
Another step closer to never needing to leave the office chair.
Is that a hot dog in your monitor or are you just happy to see me.
One step closer to the ToasterPC.
DUDE! THIS PC GOT A HEMI!
Another product of LSD and PC's (Previous examples: UNIX, BSD, ASM, Brainf_ck, Slackware, Dell...)
i remember hearing something about monitors giving off too much radiation, but this is ridiculous.
"Easy Mac Oven"
"Intel inside, crispy on the outside"
Do you want to play a game of thermo-nuclear thaw?
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"Firefox... taste like chicken"
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popcr0n
When windows crashes you'll have time to pop some popcorn.
Introducing Microsoft Windows Kitchen Edition 2006.
OMG! I'm at work and laughing my ass off. Some of them were hilarious.
So now there's going to be coders making viruses to also infect your microwave?!
"if the screen radiation didn't make you sterile, the microwave will..."
"now you don't have to get up from your porn to make that popcorn, it's the new 'Porn & Corn' PC from Orville Dell-n-bacher!"
Just what I need. A BSOD while cooking dinner. Damnit, now my microwave isn't booting and my kids are starving. Thanks Microsoft.
From the makers of CDDB (Internet CD Database) comes the FDDB (Internet Food Database).. just insert your food and this sucker will automatically search the web for the best cooking time. No longer will you have to worry when you accidentally rip the instructions on that box of 99 cents pizza.
My dinner crashed.
(btw i am one of the english and have never heard of Hot Pockets before. i have googled, learnt and am now jealous of this eventful product. and here was me making my own sandwiches like an idiot)
Not enough time to go see a doctor about that vasectomy?
Deaths in South Korean internet cafes drop dramatically in 2005.
so who wins this competition and what's the prize?
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Giant Computer May Reverse Global Warming -
Scientists from Apple, Maytag and Haagen-Dazs are collaborating on the design of a Beowulf cluster of microwave oven computers with enough processing power to cancel out the energetic vibrations of bazillions of individual molecules - a giant microwave refrigerator.
MOM...my mp3 player is'nt cooking right!!!!!
"See I gots me a metal plate in my head. Every time Catherine revs up the computer I p1$$ my pants and forget who I am for about half an hour."
Coolermaster meets Toastmaster.
Does a TV dinner come with that Media Center PC??
Putting a highpowered weapon in the same box as the most hacked and unstable operating system in the world seems a little dangerous...
You've got mail...and cancer!
Mmmm
Thats ctrl-alt-delicous
This is the problem with out-sourcing labor!
The Hottest New PC around!
Honey, your spam is ready
...includes a 64 Bite Processor
...includes a 64 Bite Processor
You all missed the obvious...
"Announcing the merger of Dell and Pilsbury, from now on they will be known as 'Deli'."
or the other obvious one:
"For the true computer geek that can't even take 70 secs away from his newsgroups comes the latest invention. Now you can bring new meaning to 'Flaming New Users'!!"
This isnt a PC, it's a (PowerPC cpu) Amiga.
Btw, that's not a pc inside.... It's a Pegasos motherboard (Powerpc) from Genesi and you're looking at Morphos (an AmigaOS compatible OS) through the glass ;-)
Check www.pegasosppc.com
Yes, that IS a cup holder!
@*#!$@#!!!!, burned the DVD again!!
I've heard of a video toaster....
*Ding* Honey, your code is done.
It's a Pegasos PPC computer, running MorphOS. Not a PC.
Troubleshooting Messageboard:
- Everytime I press the "Med" setting button I get annoying emails about Viagra.
- I can't download heavy metal mp3's without a strong smell of ozone and showers of sparks.
- At 56k my chicken is well past it's use-by date by the time I get it.
- A virus I got put my girlfriend in hosptial when I tried to cook her microwave burritos.
- The "Start" button brings up a whole heap of stuff I never use. All the good ones were already on my desktop.
- When I tried to heat my tin of processed meat it was obliterated by your anti-spam software.
- I can't network to the toaster.