Uncle Rico's time machine modulus + crystal on eBay now

Wish you could go back in time? Take state? Y-You ever come across anything like time travel? Well, do you know what this is? It's a time machine, dude, and you can buy it online, and it works. You don't even know.

[alex @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

awesome napoleon dynamite reference, you guys rock!

[jordan @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

heck yes!

[OddManOut @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

Looks more like a SUICIDE machine to me...if it's plugged in anyway...

[Ucle sam @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

Although I admit the concept is pretty dope, how dumb are you to pay over $70 for a piece of junk�..

[TVtheFleshtone @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

I admit it'd be fun to show to friends, but why not go all out? Add on some flashing LEDs, maybe a recepticle for smoke machine fluid (it smokes with just a heating element) for when "the stupid thing doesn't work." The year meter should also spin violently when operating. I want the best in crap, thank you very much.

[Chad @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

do the chickens have large talons?

[Jaxbulls @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

Just so you know, the point of this is to look like the time machine from Napoleon Dynamite not a cool time machine.

[jinglejangles @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

No flux-capacitor? No thanks...

[TIMMY!!!!!!!! @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

....but my lips hurt REAL BAD!!!!!!!! IDIOT!!

does it use 1.1 gigawatts? (jigga-watts is what Jay-Z's time machine would use.)

[John @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

I might bid on this one. I need to go back to 1967 to see who really stole my chocolate chip cookies from my lunch box.

[zerokills @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

Bidding is up to $86. Absolutely insane....maybe I should make some of these....that is, after I finish training to be a cage fighter.

[daniel @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

cool, if i had an xtra 86 bucks i think i might bid on that. GO NAPOLEON!!!

[Brian @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

what about the john titor time machine? whatever happened to that..... (johntitor.com - i think)

[zerokills @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

It's up to $127.50

[John @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

Zerokills,

You're going to make some of those? Do you have any idea how much a crystal that really works costs now days?

[samiya @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

freaking amazing! you don't even know! peace.

[JohnQ @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

It's up to $152.50 with 10 hours to go. What a waste of money. A high school student could probably make that as a project with $10 in supplies.

Have you noticed how crazy some people are on eBay? They'll drive the price of something up way past it's cost in stores. Example: I sold a sealed crystal Xbox bundle that costs $280 (after tax) in stores for $320 on eBay.

[toupsz @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

That's hilarious...just watched the movie for the first time an hour ago.

Weird...
-Zach

[Alex @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

Flippin' sweet!

"Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes.. All day. Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cagefighter."

[Aaron @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

Final bid $202.50 us.

[Rico 82 @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM]

Rico's time machine is back on ebay!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Napoleon-Dynamite-Time-Machine-not-Xbox-360-PSP-iPod_W0QQitemZ7572016346QQcategoryZ60361QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem