Engadget's live coverage of the Xbox 360 launch
by Ryan Block 
posted May 12th 2005 at 9:21PM
Hey ya'all, the Engadget and Joystiq teams are crewing it up tonight to bring you live Xbox 360 coverage, so stay tuned! Aight, here we go!
Elijah just showed up on the tube promising an "ultimate celebrity deathmatch." We can't wait for that - celebs
have shown time and again that they're gaming masters. Why they led off with that we're not sure. An ode to
Atari and pong, as expected, and now "the future of gaming."
While The Killers slay the crowd, a brief note from the ourcolony video: "The basic gesture of the new console is double concavity. It's derived from the idea of an inhale. It has a very distinctive iconic gesture. This is <makes bong sucking noise with motion Ralph Maccio hand motion>."
Update: Tony Hawk promises no load times: [The next Tony Hawk game is] just one giant level, no load time.
Update: Sway calls the Xbox 360 the the Holy Grail of gaming.
Update: Now theyre showing the OLD Xbox from Pimp My Ride. Why are we looking at the old Xbox? (Answer:
Allard is showing off the Xbox design to the Pimp My Ride crew first, because, you know, its important to get their
industrial design sign-off.) Xzibit concludes the design session with Xbox 360 - feel the experience.
Update: Xbox Lingo Bingo Update: Annies getting close to Bingo with Xbox Live and Halo has wireless been
mentioned?
Update: Were now 2/3rds of the way through the program and weve seen about 30 seconds of game footage (Quake 4 looks hot; Saints Row looks not so hot), and Elijah is finally back, talking to Ryan Cabrerra. Who the hell is Ryan Cabrerra? Game footage from the following games shown:
Kameo: Elements of Power (Microsoft)
Gears of War (Microsoft)
Tom Clancys Ghost Recon 3 (Ubisoft)
Project Gotham Racing 3 (Microsoft)
NBA 2K6 (2K Sports)
Quake 4 (id Software)
Call of Duty 2 (Activision)
The Darkness (Majesco Entertainment)
Saints Row (THQ)
Update: Xbox360.com just went live.
Update: Death match segment with MTV choppy-camera-style. Heres how it went down. Shot of intense nerd, shot of cleavage. Shot of fat dude, shot of cleavage. Shot of unshaven geek, shot of cleavage. Its like yin and yang.
Matt Leto, a professional gamer who pulled down $80k the year after he won his first big tournament, is quoted as
saying, This is an honor for me, I get a chance to go across the world, you know. I get to play the Xbox 2 with
Perfect Dark Zero. (Wait a minute, is it the Xbox 2 or the Xbox 360!?)
Signing off from doucheland MTV!
Your other, non ex-LOTR hosts for the evening, Ryan, Vlad, and Josh
What! He just sooo hot!
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 13)
zee @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
a video feed would be kick ass! but still cool guy!
funkonaut @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
This is so embarrassing.
It's HUGE! It's about the size of a PC! Jesus.
This is not looking good for Microsoft.
Mike @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
Way to gloss over the last 15 years in video games Microsoft.
nycnyc @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
damn the killers suck, the singer can't sing at all
bob23 @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
meh so good so far
Ster @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
Is it just me or did the first part of The Killers performance taped? The layouts don't match one another!
walter @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
ur right, the killers do suck, i changed it for now
iammzac @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
that was hilarious. they were like, it started with pong, then pacman, then in 2000 xbox came. mustve forgotten sega+nintendo+sony+the rest
Mik Ishmael @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
This is looking like 'Live...except on the west coast'. I hate that crap.
Sidhartha Maru @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
I liek that mr. brightside song
cheekymunky @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
did they have to sing a song that was 10mins long...lol...cant wait to see pgr3
pspimp @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
man this has to be the gayest thing I have ever seen.
halady @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
pimp my ride?...clearly synonymous
KING @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
WoW! That was 7 minutes of crap so far
Codejoy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
So I dont apparently what 9:30pm ET means, I thought being MST thats 7:30pm my time, but nope im "enjoying" a episode of "Meet the barkers", Or as i like to call it: more rich people that really don't deserve the insane amounts of cash they have.
Brandon @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
BAAHAHAHA @ no spoken word of Nintendo, Sony, and Sega in the videogame history.
pspimp @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
The MTV show I mean, engadget is always cool!
Dominic @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
Gotta love tivo... I just caught up to you guys... fastforwarded through the killers suck bawls reformance...
cheekymunky @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
they showed pics of the gameboy, genesis, and said the words "donkey kong" and "mario"...lol...cut them some slack
pspimp @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
yeah, we went from pong to the genesis to the xbox! woohoO!
Ster @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
Then in 2005 MS and Samsung bring you the half-assed 720p HDTV!
I'm sure they'll milk it until the Next Next Xbox to "unveil" 1080p
Vimal @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
Its all True!
halady @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
sway is excited
Justin H. @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
Video feed plz.
zainali @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
sucks being on the west coast
Codejoy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
Well thats me waiting 2 hours to see this garbage. Im such a gaming whore. And Mik Ishmael looks like theyve stiffed my mountain time area too.
Oh well ill take the time delay so I dont have to live on the east coast.. :)
Rombus @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
All the new pimp my ride cars will have the xbox 360... so every 80's POS that gets turned into a BIGGER pos will atleast have a good game system in it! OMG it dosnet have a huge muffler!
Ben @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
wow, could this get lamer?
Ster @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
What kind of unveiling is this? Nothing other than a few moments of the ginourmous 360 so far! I'm glad they've taken the time to give all the details of what we'll actually be able to do with this rectangular cicle.
Ben @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
ok those different designs are cool
yuppicide @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
It's on MTV right now. They're showing the guys from West Coast Customs pimping the XBOX and they have Sway from MTV in XBOX's headquarters. They are showing all the prototype designs they went through! I'd have loved to get my hands on all them!
etathed @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
HA this is So typical MTV,,,, So far I have seen about 35 - 45 seconds of XBOX 360,,, And about 6 Minutes of Some Band i could care less about and now i have to watch PIMP my ride were they are pimping an OLD XBOX,, Well i have see the OLD x box For the Past however many years,,,,, So far This Special is pretty Weak Well now it finally looks like they are getting into the console,,, Im sure another KILLERS video is right around the corner ,,, we will see
yuppicide @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
By the way it doesn't look as big as a PC.. it looks about the same size of the original XBOX.
Vimal @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
Sweet Sweet Perfect Dark!!!!!!!! "Drool" Damn Commercials!
Vimal @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
Sweet Sweet Perfect Dark!!!!!!!! "Drool" Damn Commercials!
pspimp @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
Oh feck this is hard to watch.
I love this, "THE MONSTER INSIDE!!!" and then they don't talk about ANYTHING technical at all.
WOW FACEPLATES!!!
All in all I think the 360 is great, but the ps3 will kick it's ever loving ass.
N3LDAN @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
Anyone else notice at 9:45 he said "If you want to download new content for Halo or Perfect Dark"
NEW HALO!? SWEET!
Chris @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
Did anyone else see those clips before the commercial I could have sworn I saw a game clip that looked like de_dust2 on CS:Source. HL2 on xbox360 maybe?
Dominic @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
Your mom is as big as a PC
Ben @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
The faceplates are a nice touch. They'll make a good cottage industry. I wanna Spiderman one.
Jeff @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
They'd better have some sort of big finish at the end (about halfway through right now). I am waiting to be wowed.
As it stands, Sony is going to wipe the floor with these guys at E3.
I hope for MS's sake that they pull a rabbit out of a hat at the end.
Or, for all of our sakes, they tell us that this design was all some big, sick joke and show us the real one in the final minute.
(btw, is it just me or do the games they've shown so far not look much better at all than current Xbox games? That racing game looked cool, but the other games looked like high quality Xbox games, not anything I'd expect from the next generation of systems.)
uclatommy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
Since when did mtv start sucking so much? I havent watched mtv for a couple years and it all goes down the toilet.. I wonder if they ever air the poser mobile commercials on mtv? Poser mobile say you almost out of pre-paid minutes yo..
Dominic @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
#34 or it could mean the inevitable backwards compatability....
Nate S. @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
#2, it is a pc dumbass. is your computer that big?
Adam @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
I think there are more non-Microsoft commercials than the Microsoft commercial itself....ooohhh a tampon commercial, I'm pretty sure the primarily male audience needs those.
Bob @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
JUST POSTED ON TOMS HARDWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www7.tomshardware.com/game/200505121/index.html
nycnyc @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
sway meets j allard = awkward
j allard = overrated
seriously, the ring of power concept--who the hell designed this thing???
sure, i'll buy one because i'll need something to entertain me while i wait for ps3 and revolution, but damn it's pretty ugly on the outside
BEST PART OF THIS STUPID MTV "SPECIAL" IS:
the burger king commercials with darth vader are cracking me up
"brendan...i am...your uncle?? brendan, wait!!!"
ps - please, please, please no more killers, tell me one song was it
Rich @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
So, um - what genius scheduled this thing at the same time as The Apprentice finale?
Thank God I have DirectTivo with two tuners... OH WAIT, there's also a new episode of CSI tonight. :-( And no streaming video on xbox.com? Well, there's obviously no chance I'm seeing this tonight.
What's up, Bill - do you want to tell the world about this or not? Freakin' brilliant...
Jack Hart @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
THIS WEBSITE JUST UP:
http://www.xbox360.com/
Phrank @ Dec 19th 2005 12:53AM
Do you notice that the bike in the screenshot doesn't cast a shadow?