The Whizzinator
By Ryan Block 
posted May 12th 2005 3:15PM
posted May 12th 2005 3:15PM
Um, we can't actually show you the Whizzinator—which is kind of the opposite of the
Internet Urinal, but more akin to the
Dr. Sneaky—but let's just throw out some keywords so
you get the idea: "prosthetic", "member", "pouch", "clean urine". Yes, worry about those pesky drug tests no more, you
habitual stoners—afterall, when will The Man learn that it's not what one does in their free time, but the quality of
work one provides? If this whole thing still isn't clicking, well, head on over to their site. Just don't say we didn't
warn you about it being NSFW.
[Via Core77]
Update: Wow, the feds got on this biz, and fast!
Recommendation: instead of blurring, please use a censor.
This is the one that Tom Sizemore got caught using.
YES! finally i can have a black man's penis!
Check this article out. It's all about the whizzinator.
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=VBMYGVTX4Y5FUCRBAEZSFFA?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=8470841
thanks for getting me suspended from school after looking at your site in the library after school.
I hope these guys are paying Oneterrio Smith some major change! Proves the old saw "No such thing as bad publicity!"
i hear they take the temperature of it as soon as you give it to them so they can tell whether or not it actually came from you.
Jeff - Did you really get suspended for looking at engadget? What's the basis?
a more clever version was created in the movie "Withnail and I" 20 odd years ago...
Sports talk radio is all over this today. Stuff like this will just cause doctors to have to, um, handle the merchandise to make sure it's not a falsie. I hear in the NCAA, they don't monkey around; they make you take the test nekkid.
The Man doesn't give a crap about what drugs you do. Companies drug test employees because they get a break on health insurance. Back in the day they used to get assembly line workers stoned so they wouldn't get bored and screw up.
Justin-nah I didn't really get suspended-they just bitched at me for a while and kicked me out for abusing computer privledges and looking at inappropriate images.
I agree with the censor instead of blur... egh...
wtf?
That image is blurred and still is inappropriate?
Man, you must live in concentration camps in the US... >.>
nothing special about a male genetalia is there?
Call me European... I am =p
this isn't news... don't any of you read High Times?
David Sedaris has a high-LARIOUS story about "Stadium Pal", a urine-bag that straps to one's leg for convenience.
listen to it w this realplayer link
or head to and search for "stadium"
whoops, the comments here don't like URLs. let's try that again:
here's the link to This American Life:
http://www.thislife.org/pages/archives/archive02.html
or you can just click on my name. Either way, search for "stadium pal" and enjoy.
Why is pee always yellow in the U.S. when it comes to rehydrated pee, fake pee, etc.? For the longest time in elementary school, I thought people were dumping yellow paint into the toilet, not until I got dehydrated from an illness in the 3rd grade did I figure it out. Then I thought everyone around me was sick.
You guys are a bunch of babies. You can't handle a blur? Stop looking so closely if it bothers you that much. It's not like you can see what's going on, unless you're using your imagination, and trying to invision it.
Jeez...
And these things are ancient. I had a subscription to High Times 5 years ago, and these things were in there.
And they used a "censor" instead of blurring, so all of you whiners would have been happy...
Can you get different sizes?