Um, we can't actually show you the Whizzinator—which is kind of the opposite of the
Internet Urinal, but more akin to the
Dr. Sneaky—but let's just throw out some keywords so
you get the idea: "prosthetic", "member", "pouch", "clean urine". Yes, worry about those pesky drug tests no more, you
habitual stoners—afterall, when will The Man learn that it's not what one does in their free time, but the quality of
work one provides? If this whole thing still isn't clicking, well, head on over to their site. Just don't say we didn't
warn you about it being NSFW.
Update: Wow, the feds got on this biz, and fast!