Caption contest: ballroom dancebots
By Ryan Block 
posted Jun 10th 2005 4:01PM
posted Jun 10th 2005 4:01PM
We're very sure the exhibitors of the Prototype Robot Exhibition at Japan's Aichi World Expo are all very proud of
their creations—including the "partner ballroom dance
robots" (PBDRs)—but we couldn't well pass up a caption contest, now could we?
Ryan: "First place in bow-legged robo-ballerinas goes to… Nomura Unison Corp.!"
Peter: "Well, it seemed like it'd be weird to have the two robots dance with each other…"
Barb: Bots, to human: "Dude, you're like, totally stiff. Loosen up, guy!"
[Thanks, Paul]
Finally, a partner for my two left feet - one with no feet at all!
field sobriety test.
" Told you she has two left wheels.."
Dancing with ghosts is the new fad in Japan... where are their legs?
"we at the corporation took the very best of your lady dance partner for our robot designs: a well endowed chest and mickey mouse ears."
Remember the movie, Maniquin? Here's part 2.
now that's the GOOD kind of threesome...
The twin girls never knew their real parents, but speculation has been rife as to whether they are in fact the illegitimate progeny of a brief sexual encounter between Snow White, Mickey Mouse and C3-P0.
"Get your girlfreind bronzed...Now two for the price of 1"
"Color is extra"
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(May I Have this dance?)
Cinderella continued:
Being that she was so tired from giving Cinderella a good ride to the ball, the fariy godmother set herself to Cinderella's sisters. Unfortunately, there was only enough magic left for a color change.
"You take the blue dancer and the dance ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red dancer and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
"Look mom I'm dancing with girls! Two of them! Tell cousin Charlotte I have a date for the next prom!"
heh..hope I win
If only this technology existed for my senior prom...
Here is to dancing with bow legged women *hic*
Mmmmmm.... Easy access...
That's Dot Matrix and her twin sister. Does anyone remember Dot and her "Virgin Alarm" ("Designed to go off before you do.")
"Oh yea, I am sooo getting laid tonight."
Vagina-bots revealed by their evil master, the young Willy Wonka!
lord of the nerds
Why look...it appears I've turned them into robots again
Yosh Taketa feels confident he will win the 2005 all gender dance competition, as he is aparently the only competitor with legs.
Finally, cozies for the world's largest rolls of toilet paper.
"How do they dance better than me with no legs?"
"... And 20,000 buck to complete my robot.. my girl robot."
Sandra T.
Identity Theft Victim
(Citibank Commerical)
This dork is starting to get on my nerves.
Sure, I can deal with my robot-dance partner not having any legs, but the missing crotch severely compromises my changes of getting laid during the ballroom afterparty.
"made in japan"
I can't spell; changes=chances:
"Sure, I can deal with my robot-dance partner not having any legs, but the missing crotch severely compromises my chances of getting laid during the ballroom afterparty."
Now my lovelies...
You must go into the world and fulfill your destiny! Your master commands you!
Go now, and don't stop until you have feasted on a thousand man souls! Those fools will rue the day they took my lunch moneys!
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Has anyone seen my inhaler?
Another step towards Stepford Wives.
"Oh they're real...and they're spectacular..."
m-i-c-k-e-y m-o-u-s-e !!!
Annette Funicello cyberneticly immortalized in two of the seasons most fashionable colors!
"...aaand you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey and you turn yourself around..."
Red Vs Blue. The Dancing Chronicals
Young Dr.Evil and early FemBot prototypes.
And, you can hide small children under here Mr Jackson.
RedDancer to BlueDancer: "This guy is lame, lets dance somewhere else"
RedDancer to BlueDancer: "This guy is lame, lets dance somewhere else"
Can you say "lonely"?
Can these robots teach Johnny Five how to dance in less than 60 days? Find out this summer on ABC's "Dancing with the Starbots!"
Cool move, girl! Who's the weirdo in the suit tryin' to cut in?
I don’t want to appear to be a "Shallow Person", but BOTH women are with me, so don't ask to cut in!
"The dance bots are avaiable in red, blue, and flaming"
This tux and those robo broads make this the worst summer internship ever.
After the dance, they transform and combine to form a giant clam, and I'm the pearl inside!
"I bring a gift: these two droids."
"I bring a gift: these two droids."
What the poor guy doesn't know, those aren't female robots, they both are well endowed with internal hard drives.
guess he'll find out after the plastic casing comes off tonight.