Oh, how aptly named is TAG Huers new "Diamond Fiction" watch? Piece is so blingin' out you're obviously living in some celebrity fantasyland if think you could (or would) afford $120,000 worth ice. But just in case you were curious (don't act like you're not!), the thing's cup runneth over with 879 Top Wesselton diamonds (a total of 5.8 carats), which glow red atop red LEDs that display the time, and are also run down in positive and negative silhouettes of a city skyline. Sorry Dame, you got precisely no game on this biz.