Death Star subwoofer

Awwwww, yeah. You know you can't be caught dead watching your BitTorrented copy of the Sith without this beauty. Specs shmecs, this unit'll sell itself based on its testimonials:

• "Jesus Christ, what's that!"... Colin

• "I can feel my trousers vibrating"... Steve

• "Turn your bass down"... My neighbours

• "That won't fit in our apartment"... My Girlfriend

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Didn't the Death Star get blowed up... twice?

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

This was on G4's "Attack Of The Show". It was on there segment, "It Came From Ebay". It look pretty nice.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Just keep all planets and star fighters away. This might rattle them apart.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

May the force be with you!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

It is an alpine type s (appears to be about a 10" car sub.) I like the idea of using the deathstar as a box. It would have to be either ported (which I doubt) or sealed because the deathstar would be a bit odd with a hole in it. Since the type S subs come in 10 and 12" varieties I would assume it to be the smaller. It looks small for a 10"er but all of the car speakers have dome tweeters in the middle. Very good detail work done, the subwoofer meshes perfectly with the deathstar.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

"That's no moon...it's a...subwoofer?"

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Man and I was gonna submit this as news awhile ago. Oh well.. Luke.. I am your subwoofer.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

"Now witness the FULL POWER of this fully armed and operational BATTLE SUBWOOFER."

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

I'm afraid the subwoofer will be quite operational when your freinds arrive.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

I am unimpressed, it took almost an hour for the Star Wars jokes to start being thrown out.... that is far too long.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Many Bothans died to get us the plans to this subwoofer.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Best. Article. Ever.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Where's the thermal exhaust port? Oh, wait, it's a little smaller than a womp rat, so I guess we wouldn't see it at this scale.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Woof Woof

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

"I felt a disturbance in the force..."

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Oh jeez - go back to Fark.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

I call BS on the testimonials.

As if anyone who is enough of a fanboy to buy this could possibly have a girlfriend...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

"WE GOT DEATH STAR!"
"YEAH!"
"WE GOT DEATH STAR!"
"YEAH!"
"WE GOT DEATH STAR!"
"YEAH!"
"And you know that we got it!, And you know that we got it!"

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

...I've got a bad feeling about this.


Wait, no I don't :) Woo who!!




oh man, I'm sorry, I had to :) Nobody had done it yet!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

http://www.bwspeakers.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/products.models/Label/PV1