Death star subwoofer
Awwwww, yeah. You know you can't be caught dead watching your BitTorrented copy of the Sith without this beauty. Specs shmecs, this unit'll sell itself based on its testimonials:

  • "Jesus Christ, what's that!"... Colin

  • "I can feel my trousers vibrating"... Steve

  • "Turn your bass down"... My neighbours

  • "That won't fit in our apartment"... My Girlfriend

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