Caption contest: the LAN party to end all LAN parties

LAN Party

Ryan: "Photo taken from behind double paned glass. Do you have any idea what that place smells like?"
Marc: "Yes, that's your workstation, row 300, desk 27. What, you were expecting maybe a cubicle?"
Barb: "Workers at Happy Cog, Inc. dreamed of the day management would upgrade their single shared DSL line."

[Photo via Engadget Spanish]