Caption contest: the LAN party to end all LAN parties

Ryan: "Photo taken from behind double paned glass. Do you have any idea what that place smells like?"
Marc: "Yes, that's your workstation, row 300, desk 27. What, you were expecting maybe a cubicle?"
Barb: "Workers at Happy Cog, Inc. dreamed of the day management would upgrade their single shared DSL line."

[Photo via Engadget Spanish]

[Britt @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Looking down on the floor of Mission Control, agast, the NASA Flight Director started to think that perhaps they had tried to initiate a few too many safety procedures on this latest shuttle flight.

[Brady Simmons @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Hi! This is Bob from Capital One, calling to tell you about a great new....Hello?

[Jesse @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Veruca Salt:

"As soon as I told my father that I simply had to have one of the Golden tickets, he went out into the town and started buying up all the Wonka candy bars he could lay his hands on. Thousands of them, he must have bought. Hundreds of thousands. Then he had them loaded on to trucks and sent directly to his own factory. He's in the software business, you see, and he's got about a hundred nerds working for him, writing software for pennies an hour. So he says to them, "Okay, everyone," he says, "from now on, you can stop writing software and start shelling the wrappers off these crazy candy bars instead." And they did from morning till night. Three days went by and we had no luck. I got more and more upset each day, and every time he came home I would scream at him, "Where's my Golden Ticket?" I would lie on the floor kicking and screaming for hours. Then on the evening of the fourth day, one of his programmers yelled, "I've got it!" My father grabbed it from her and rushed it home to me. And now, I'm all smiles.


Sorry, it was all I had :(

[Marc @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

"Keep working.....We have to ship Windows Vista on time!!!!!!"

[Tjandra @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

This is how we cut down the electricity cost: by removing all light bulbs and use the light from the monitors. Clever huh?

[Josh Wardell @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

In the world CTF semifinals, teammembers could easily be identified with the last-minute "shirts" and "skins" designation decision.

[Chris J. Shull @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

What a M$ certification center may as well look like.

[Jason @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Welcome to Banglore International Airport. Your workstation is over there...

[Jae @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

"Alright... Now, who's the idiot running bittorent on our network?!"

[Topmounter @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

"OMG A GIRL... RUN!!!"

or

"Wow, everyone has a porn share on his machine!"

"Surprised?"

[Chu Chu @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

A thousand monkeys, typing on a thousand typewriters will eventually type the entire works of William Shakespeare.

[Rob Lind @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Bill Gate's vision of the future.

[kris @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Fan(bottom left): "Gulp."

[Wayne Chiang @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Where is the master AC switch I need to do a hard reboot for everybody?

[Topmounter @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

"OMG A GIRL... RUN!!!"

or

"Wow, everyone has a porn share on his machine!"

"Surprised?"

[Booger @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

!!NERDS!!
- Booger

[Southpaw @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Group 23 of 54 Microsoft debug team.

[Blue Balloon @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

"Umm.. are you sure, it's your desk?"

[cnpalmer @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Do you know how fast this guy http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000663051185/ has to ride to generate enough electricity to run all those PC's!

[Power4 @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Wow, they've learned to reproduce asexually and exponentially!

[ibd1279 @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

"The Machines have won!"

or

"More Sausage than Winerschnitzel"

[narco @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Dude, what's up with some of the buff guys with no shirts? I See five of them. What kind of LAN party is this?

Fishes,
narco.

[mveloso @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

"Once everyone clicks on 2,000 ad links everyone can go home, and not before!"

[cnpalmer @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

So this is what happened to those babies with the headphones... http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000437049894/

[Chu Chu @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Adena Farmers INC

[biscuitdough @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

ok guys, lets see what happens if we all play crazy frog at the same time...... *earth explodes*

[adam @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

The new worship plan by Pope Benedict XVI has Vatican users directly talking to God in a chatroom.
Apparently there is a lot of lag.

[Lectiod @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Welome to my World of Warcraft duping farm.

[a.sintic @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

"Phone support call center in India"

[jez @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

what sides big brother on ?

[Hawthorne @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

"There are fields, Neo, endless fields, where human beings are not relaxing, but programming. I didn't believe it either, until I saw it with my own eyes."

[lquici @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

We are the borg...your life as it has been is over. From this time forward you will service, us....

[lquici @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

We are the borg...your life as it has been is over. From this time forward you will service, us....

[treeboy @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

"we did it. we just broke the guinness record for most 40+ year old virgins in one room."

[Chu Chu @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

wanna see a hydro meter spin?

[Nick @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

IT manager down on the floor...
"Damn it Dave, did you bother to set up everyone's roaming profiles before you let them on?!?!?!"

[Marty @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Guy on phone one floor above: "Sir, I am not lying. We have people working on your problem right now."

[Astav Sacheti @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Receptionist to new Employee: "You will be working on two computers. The first one is in row 173, 20th one down. The second is in row 51, 15th one down. According to Corporate policy, you are not allowed to be seen walking between these computers for more than 10 minutes in a day. "

Funny?

[Astav Sacheti @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

the first caption #26 and #32 take the cake :D

[Robert @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Welcome to PornFest 2006!
PS - Don't they host this during CES in Vegas?

[Jon @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Just your average MMORPG sweatshop.

[Chris Kalan @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

"Holy crap, this is larger than the Battle at Minas Tirith! And these guys aren't CG!!"

[Alex @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

"Counter-Terrorists Win."

[Carlos @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Okay, two quick ones...

"Hey! Who's the weisenheimer with the Intel Prescott box? We're burning in here!"

"Dell service and support. How may I help you? *sigh*"

[jayarr_superstar @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

OMG how damn hot must it be in ther?

[Chris @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

"And in news today, Google finally owned up that they have millions of child slave laborers returning the search results of their popular search engine"

[Nelson @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Now that the billion monkeys typing at typewriters has finally tapped out the complete works of William Shakesphere, We are at stage 2:

How long will it take that many day traders pounding at computers to type the complete code for the new Windows Vista?

[UFG @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

Sausagefest 2005.

[Nelson @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

BINGO!

Oh... Crap! I'm in the wrong room!

[Craig @ Dec 19th 2005 1:02AM]

The EPA just found what really causes global warming.