The real Nintendo Revolution controller

We can 100% guarantee that this is not Photoshopped. Okay, so Ryan made it using the Nintendo Controller Fake Editor because we were really concerned about all the other fake prototypes with no buttons. But like, we're totally sure this is so it 'cuz he's clairvoyant. Or, because Nintendo will snatch him up immediately upon seeing this idea and it'll get put into production. We hope he still remembers old Engadget when he's big and famous like J Allard.

[Mikey @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

I don't think thier is enough buttons.

[aj @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

"are enugh buttons" use your english jp ppl always aay that to me so ehh

[Ronald @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

And you need to learn how to spell.

[Andy @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

I really hope it's just an old school NES controller.

[Matt @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Willing to put up "articles" about some stupid, obviously fake controller but not ones that could actually be real? Did someone at Engadget not get the Nintendo system they wanted for Christmas or something?

[rodents @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

i'm assuming they're going to have ports possibly, for every system, to use old controllers? if so, hoorah, i can't wait to stock up on old n64 controllers, all mine broke.

hopefully this IS revolutionary

[Fortyseven @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Lighten up, Matt, this is cute.

[funetik @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Matt, you gimp, lighten up a bit. It was a joke. You know, those things that make your lip quiver slightly? Remember that time you and your bum chum were looking at pc's and he said the wrong serial code when you two were talking about psu's and you wet yourself? Comedy, but on a different scale from what you're used to. More mainstream perhaps. I think engadget should require people to sign a pledge of alliegance with a nazi-esque rule list, including but not limited to: You must have at least one reference to Rectum in your full name. Any attempt at humourous posts/replies will automatically dispatch the engadget discipline squad who will eat your kidneys.

Get a grip, Matt.

[dan @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

I think this was meant as a pointer to the "Nintendo Controller Fake Editor" read before you post folks

[EnricoSwave @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Yeah man, no need to try and flame Engadget for this. You know what? Engadget should have a free contest (Unlike the others, where you win prizes) to make the most humorous controller. Much like the Bling'ed out gadget contest. Cept you dont win anything cause its just for fun.

[Vicious @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

PLAYSTATION FOREVER :p BUWAHHAHAHAHA

[Joseph T. @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Ergonomical!

[falling whale number 42 @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Two points for making me laugh out load when I saw it, and another two points for making laugh again when I looked at it a second time.

hey Mat, did you forget to put on your aluminum hat today?

[arkowi @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

people talk shit, but nintendo has consistantly designed the best controllers. the GC controller with the large main button surrounded by the three other buttons is easier and more intuitive that anything sony has EVER put out. I wish the PSP had a GC controller button config.

[yem @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Who else got really excited when they saw this headline in their RSS feed? :o)

[moo? @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

i only read engadget for the pictures.... that's not really reading anyways.

[heh @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

destoring the trees!!!!! cus its made of paper :-D

[Jonathan @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

WHERE IS THE BUTTON YOU PUSH THAT ALLOWS NINTENDO TO FILE CHAPTER 11?

[3rdsun @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

i neeed two left feet to work this thing

[Carlos @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Hahaha; Ryan put one too many arcs above the "e" :p

[Google Nazi @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

As much as I enjoy buttons.... GIVE mE MORE!!! I WANT MORE BUTTONS!!!!! no seriously.. If you could fit 100 buttons on a controller I am all up for it :D haha

[EnricoSwave @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

No, theres 3. Check a few articles down, (The reader meet-up) there is 3 bars above the e.

[Carlos @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Nevermind my previous comment, I suck.

[Mrono @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

heres the real one

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/116/3232/1024/revolution%20controller.jpg

[Mrono @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

heres the real one

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/116/3232/1024/revolution%20controller.jpg

[Rhine @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

@#16/Jonathan Your an idiot

read this and cry you MS/Sony Fanboy

http://www.cubed3.com/viewnews.php?storyid=4145

[dave @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

nah, right here: http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9497/realx27hb.jpg

[eltrentomagnifico @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Nahh man, ive got a link of the special edition "Nintendogs" controller that theyve been working on, and planning to implement in the new revolution.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v366/trentostvig/nintendogs.jpg

[gwarmonster. @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

bahahha

that was awosme.

[leo @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

"touching is good, but feeling is even better"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/leokeren/nintendo.jpg

[Dustin @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have accomplished every Nintendo engineer's dream:

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/7692/nintendo6ra.jpg

[Julian Kay @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

I'm getting bored of these. At least change the title of the post to show it's a load of shit.

[BDG @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Nintendo TS controller

http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tscontroller7rz.jpg

[mr.karmalicious @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

"WHERE IS THE BUTTON YOU PUSH THAT ALLOWS NINTENDO TO FILE CHAPTER 11?"

...in the bank with their $7000000000 in cash reserves?

[Dro @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

lol, it looks like a drawin i did in kindergarten, then someone spilled their M&Ms all over it, i miss kindergarten, i wish i could go back, it was hella fun, days and days in the corner, touchin lil white girls, oh wait nvm, that was last week

[Finished.Law.School @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

The new will controller will come in the form of a suppository.

[That one guy's best friend @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Woo hoo first comments on engadget!!!

Anyways, here is my (less perverted) version.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/2870/revcontroller6ej.jpg

[thriteenthmonkey @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

"'WHERE IS THE BUTTON YOU PUSH THAT ALLOWS NINTENDO TO FILE CHAPTER 11?'

...in the bank with their $7000000000 in cash reserves?"
no nintendo only has (aprox)$5,250,000,000 in cash reserves the other 1,750,000,000 is in stocks or something

[skmetal7 @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

i think im gonna need more fingers

[Chris jones @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

WHERE IS THE BUTTON YOU PUSH THAT ALLOWS NINTENDO TO FILE CHAPTER 11? lol jonathan

[Claudiotosado @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Hi people
Coming Soon! Em breve!
Nintendo Controller Fake Editor Plus!
:)

[Dexter @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

Is the news barrel this dry? That you actually have to resort to using a title like this to attact people to the site?

I'm so sick of this crap. This is like the billionth time I've seen that site in a gaming news website.

[squirrel_943637 @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

i just farted

[lost_in_the_fridge @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

skmetal7, your comment was the most retarded thing i've ever heard!!! it was completely unnecessary and gay. u really need to get a life. either that, or get hit by a car. have a good day.

[look_out_behind_you! @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

funetik, u r a disgrace to the human race. u need to be put in an osilum-at the very least. nazis suck and so do u. and squirrel_943637 is my hero. i would never think to say something like "i just farted" u rock!

[alin @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

w00t that is not teh controller

[lost_in_the_fridge @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

alin, that was gayer than skmetal7's comment, no duh its not the real controller, at the top it says "nintendo controller fake editor"! nintendo isnt showing the real controller bcuz its probably a dissapointment. i'm a fan of nintendo but there consules ability is going to b no match for the ps3 or xbox 360. the only reason the nintendo consules r still alive is bcuz of the games. super smash bros. is probly in the top 10 games on any platform. now there is going to b another super smash game (super smash bros. revolution) that is sed to be launched in november of 2006. there's a chance that it will b wi-fi so u can play with ppl around the world. and the revolution will b able to play the small ds chips like the game boy to gamecube. bcuz the ds is touch screen, there is probably going to b a screen on the controller. that would make the controller oversized, uncomfortable, and it would look retarded. i hope the "REAL" controller doesnt ruin the consule. if so i'm going to have to go with the PS3 even tho it's gonna b like $200 more...

[peter_grifin @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

i c a pattern... super smash bros. (n64) was rated E. Super smash brothers melee (GCN) was rated T. so will super smash bros. revolution b rated M for no good reason like super smash bros. melee was rated T. i looked on the back of the box and it says "TEEN (13+) comic mischief and mild violence". thats no reason to b rated teen! what will the revolution version say? Mature (17+) extreme comic mischief? thats just retarded! the whole SSB series are suitable for all ages.

[look_out_behind_ you @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

ok... all u nintendo fans, the controller has just been revieled and i want u to rethink about getting this consule. the controller is a remote control! now thats freaking screwed up! plaing a game with a tv controller like thing? how r u going to press all the buttons with 1 hand. well, nintendo is the next sega... good bye consules

[alin @ Dec 19th 2005 1:24AM]

hey everybody! look at me! i'm a freaking retard! i say w00t all the time and act gay! i'm not fooling u am i... i really am gay so ... any other gay guys here...