Caption Contest: cellphones are big in Japan tonight
By Ryan Block 
posted Aug 10th 2005 2:45PM
posted Aug 10th 2005 2:45PM
See, even the cellphone costumes get upgraded
constantly in Japan.
Ryan: "Can you imagine the classified ad this guy had to answer?"
Barb: "Is that a 7 megapixel camera or are you just happy to see me?"
"Guess what else I have that 'flips up'".
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Cellphones- Heroes in a clamshell, mobile power!"
Wait till you see the navigation key!
"Yup, that's the typical Japanese Holloween costume alright."
Wow! Only the Japanese would think to combine cell phones, sex toys and cloning all into one giant gizmo
Talk into my microphone, baby!
"I'm about to call S.O.S. in this fancy ABBA get up.
Fishes,
narco.
What do you have to do to raise the antenna?
"Cosplay has gone too far."
Some guys'll take any phone. I had to get pink. I'm a walking talking ladies magnet.
Girl: Uh dude, MY cell phone turns me on more than you do.
"Now when the women tell him to take a picture because it lasts longer, he has no excuse but to do so."
I'll give her something big in Japan.
Three letters:
MXC
Unfortunately, the 'toothing' craze got completely lost in translation on it's way to Japan.
Is that a giant cellphone or are you just happy to see me?
"Can you wear me now? Good."
"HaHa, wait untill they find out this camera actually works!"
"she said she would tickle my pickle if I wore this thing"
"Little does she know, that phone is actually a 80 megapixel camera takin a shot right at her chest"
"This dishonorable costume conceals my large erection! If only it could hide my shame as well."
Uhh, considering it says Chinese telecom in two different spots in the background, and the fact that they don't even look Japanese, I dare say this picture was taken in Taiwan. Probably during some Taipei electronics show.
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And oh, "Boy meets girl, in new cellphone world."
Mine's bigger.
I have to agree with the last comment. This picture is from Taiwan because only Taiwanese companies can think of the worst marketing methods. And I can write that because I'm from there.
What are those leggings called that the woman is wearing and where can I get some? My BF would go Ga-Ga for them!
"Come closer I'll show how the vibrate feature works"
If the fairy princess kisses him the curse will be broken and he'll transform into a REAL BOY!
OK, I'm wearing mine; now you wear yours.
Jim: "I suppose I'm fine wearing the cellphone, but why are the little kids drawn so close to my crotch?"
Kyoko and her boyfriend Taji are the founders of the cellies, the mobile phone offshoot of the furries.
.....Oooooh....too bad your phone number isn't 888-8888 because when I think about you, that's what I dial.
we have just made the first slr camera phone....now, how to make it cellular
looks like her pants are at her ankles... bend over baby! ahaha
I reall dig the cellphone costume the girl on the right is wearing. Is it clip-on-off cutomiseable?
"I hope she talks into the mouthpiece... I hope she talks into the mouthpiece... I hope..."
Wait until she sees were the battery goes, phone sex huh, I guess this is the deep inside story.
Guess which of these people has a chance of getting laid!
And what about:
"Beam me up Scotty!"
The final verdict on "Size does/doesn't matter"...
hi ryan, i totally agree with #19 but it's Chunghwa telecom's (more accurate name, NOT chinese telecom) stupid marketing method for their what called 3G debut at Taipei world trade center.
another proof is that stupid trash can with "no smoking sign" which costs near $200 each. hahaha... kidding...
American have such biiiiiiiiig penis!
no no no...i said intergrate the cellphone into the human
Upskirt photography at 80 MP, you just gotta find a BIG woman not to notice it.
Or.
Panasonic's next mobile, codenamed, Jackass.
We live in a world where little girls can play with blue phones and little boys can dress up as pink phones. Boy am i glad i am not Japanese
Girl: "See, who says a guy can dress up as a pink cellphone and look masculine"
Guy: "I wonder how I can get her to press my buttons"
SHINZABURO's matter transportation experiment took a terrible turn when he mistaken climbed into the teleporter with his mobile phone in hand. Until he can reverse the teleporter's polorization, he reps for Panasonic at mobile tech shows. Luckily for KEIKO, his adoring companion, she was able to get herself a new phone.
i'm packing 4 bars!
Hey, look, I had to pick one outfit or the other... okay?
Those japanese people did it again... the latest and greatest in cell phone reception technology, along with some nice eye candy