Caption Contest: cellphones are big in Japan tonight

See, even the cellphone costumes get upgraded constantly in Japan.

Ryan: "Can you imagine the classified ad this guy had to answer?"
Barb: "Is that a 7 megapixel camera or are you just happy to see me?"

[Lectiod @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

"Guess what else I have that 'flips up'".

[steve @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Cellphones- Heroes in a clamshell, mobile power!"

[Kyle @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Wait till you see the navigation key!

[JG @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

"Yup, that's the typical Japanese Holloween costume alright."

[charlie @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Wow! Only the Japanese would think to combine cell phones, sex toys and cloning all into one giant gizmo

[Teddy Priest @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Talk into my microphone, baby!

[narco @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

"I'm about to call S.O.S. in this fancy ABBA get up.

Fishes,
narco.

[charlie @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

What do you have to do to raise the antenna?

[JMG @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

"Cosplay has gone too far."

[Vexir @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Some guys'll take any phone. I had to get pink. I'm a walking talking ladies magnet.

Girl: Uh dude, MY cell phone turns me on more than you do.

[Pat @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

"Now when the women tell him to take a picture because it lasts longer, he has no excuse but to do so."

[Horny @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

I'll give her something big in Japan.

[Lectiod @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Three letters:
MXC

[Chester @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Unfortunately, the 'toothing' craze got completely lost in translation on it's way to Japan.

[Xiaolei @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Is that a giant cellphone or are you just happy to see me?

[Brian Alvey @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

"Can you wear me now? Good."

[birostick @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

"HaHa, wait untill they find out this camera actually works!"

[Pliskin @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

"she said she would tickle my pickle if I wore this thing"

[plutox @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

"Little does she know, that phone is actually a 80 megapixel camera takin a shot right at her chest"

[Kent Pribbernow @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

"This dishonorable costume conceals my large erection! If only it could hide my shame as well."

[t @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Uhh, considering it says Chinese telecom in two different spots in the background, and the fact that they don't even look Japanese, I dare say this picture was taken in Taiwan. Probably during some Taipei electronics show.

[Jason @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Reynolds Wrap� Aluminum Foil & Nokia: Worst Cross-Promotion Ever

[t @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

And oh, "Boy meets girl, in new cellphone world."

[Martin @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Mine's bigger.

[Poe @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

I have to agree with the last comment. This picture is from Taiwan because only Taiwanese companies can think of the worst marketing methods. And I can write that because I'm from there.

[Eran Hawke @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

What are those leggings called that the woman is wearing and where can I get some? My BF would go Ga-Ga for them!

[mikeR @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

"Come closer I'll show how the vibrate feature works"

[Digital Dave @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

If the fairy princess kisses him the curse will be broken and he'll transform into a REAL BOY!

[Vezquex @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

OK, I'm wearing mine; now you wear yours.

[plusOne @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Jim: "I suppose I'm fine wearing the cellphone, but why are the little kids drawn so close to my crotch?"

[dthree @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Kyoko and her boyfriend Taji are the founders of the cellies, the mobile phone offshoot of the furries.

[swobak @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

.....Oooooh....too bad your phone number isn't 888-8888 because when I think about you, that's what I dial.

[sahil @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

we have just made the first slr camera phone....now, how to make it cellular

[J3 L U N T @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

looks like her pants are at her ankles... bend over baby! ahaha

[z Drilx @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

I reall dig the cellphone costume the girl on the right is wearing. Is it clip-on-off cutomiseable?

[bloodomen13 @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

"I hope she talks into the mouthpiece... I hope she talks into the mouthpiece... I hope..."

[T @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Wait until she sees were the battery goes, phone sex huh, I guess this is the deep inside story.

[Tim Robertson @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Guess which of these people has a chance of getting laid!

[z Drilx @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

And what about:
"Beam me up Scotty!"

[Bill Smith @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

The final verdict on "Size does/doesn't matter"...

[odin @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

hi ryan, i totally agree with #19  but it's Chunghwa telecom's (more accurate name, NOT chinese telecom) stupid marketing method for their what called 3G debut at Taipei world trade center.

another proof is that stupid trash can with "no smoking sign" which costs near $200 each. hahaha... kidding...

[Doug @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

American have such biiiiiiiiig penis!

[dug1200 @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

no no no...i said intergrate the cellphone into the human

[Bama @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Upskirt photography at 80 MP, you just gotta find a BIG woman not to notice it.

Or.

Panasonic's next mobile, codenamed, Jackass.

[3rdsun @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

We live in a world where little girls can play with blue phones and little boys can dress up as pink phones. Boy am i glad i am not Japanese

[Bincent @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Girl: "See, who says a guy can dress up as a pink cellphone and look masculine"

Guy: "I wonder how I can get her to press my buttons"

[Scott @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

SHINZABURO's matter transportation experiment took a terrible turn when he mistaken climbed into the teleporter with his mobile phone in hand. Until he can reverse the teleporter's polorization, he reps for Panasonic at mobile tech shows. Luckily for KEIKO, his adoring companion, she was able to get herself a new phone.

[Wise man @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

i'm packing 4 bars!

[bc @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Hey, look, I had to pick one outfit or the other... okay?

[mutts_77 @ Dec 19th 2005 1:03AM]

Those japanese people did it again... the latest and greatest in cell phone reception technology, along with some nice eye candy