Syware lamely tries to cash in on Treo 670 buzz

Hate to break it to everyone, but Syware doesn't have any inside dirt on Palm's still-not-officially-announced new Windows Mobile-powered Treo 670 — they were just trying to sponge off all the buzz when they announced earlier this week that they're going to offer "help desk" assistance to companies that are transitioning from Palm-powered Treos to Windows Mobile-powered Treos. Which would sort of be like us pre-announcing that we'll be running a story about the official announcement of the Treo 670 later this year. You heard it here first.

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[Jared Roddy @ Dec 19th 2005 12:18AM]

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