Gold played Nokia

Gold teef and chains and knuckes ain't enough, you need to gold plate that phone of yours too, son. Can't be pushin' with that plastic jibberjabber. And maybe a Nokia 8800 isn't the first handset we'd gild with the shiny stuff, but it'll do for our purposes: specifically, rolling deep. And yeah, £350 (about $640) does seem to be cheap for all that gold, but you don't want to know who the seller knocked off to get this thing.

[Thanks, Frankenstein Black]