Gold teef and chains and knuckes ain't enough, you need to gold plate that phone of yours too, son. Can't be pushin'
with that plastic jibberjabber. And maybe a Nokia 8800 isn't the first handset we'd gild with the shiny stuff, but
it'll do for our purposes: specifically, rolling deep. And yeah, £350 (about $640) does seem to be cheap for all that
gold, but you don't want to know who the seller knocked off to get this thing.
[Thanks, Frankenstein Black]