The Nintendo Revolution controller -- no, really!
By Barb Dybwad 
posted September 15th 2005 11:09PM
posted September 15th 2005 11:09PM
Okay, after many (many, many) false starts, the Nintendo Revolution controller is finally here, in the flesh. And it looks kinda like one of those things you use to adjust your Posturpedic. It's in two pieces, with a thumb controlled analog stick in one hand and a remore control-looking button controller in the other. The analog stick is actually a detachable part of the controller, and other attachments are going to be able to plug into the bottom of the main controller unit. The controller part acts like a mouse as you move it around in 3D space. So that's it, people — whaddya think?
You guys are the laziest people I've ever read about. You guys just want to sit on ur couch pressing buttons? Stop eating potatoe chips fatass and get with the program. You are never going to want to go back to the other consoles after this, its gonna be a sword, a gun, a stering wheel, WHAT EVER YOU WANT! This is better than a mouse! Welcome to the 21st century, fatass!
To who ever doesnt approve with the Nin Revolution, you guys are seriously out of ure minds. Just think of the possibilities,the way you could play games. Who gives a crap about graphics. Have you guys played Resident evil 4 on the gamcube!!!! it is far more better than all these shitty games coming out for the xbox and the ps2. Why do we need graphics far better than the graphics for resident evil 4..... Screw PS3 and XBOX 360. A Revolution of gaming is about to begin!!!!