Arrrrrr, it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
By Thomas Ricker 
posted Sep 19th 2005 4:45PM
posted Sep 19th 2005 4:45PM
In honor of today being International Talk Like a Pirate
Day (who knew? well, besides the pirates.) we bring you the Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates. Arrr, thar be
plunderin' ta be done!
[Thanks, nickl]
Is it REALLY Talk Like A Pirate day already!? That was quick. :P
Why did the pirate go see the movie?
Because it was rated RRRRRRRRR!
YARRRR!
for the record, I think that is from http://www.studio2f.com/misc/2003/09/05arrrr.php
So in honor of this day, I will share my own Pirate joke.
What's a pirate's favorite form of intellectual property protection?
A: circle-ARRRR! ®
Where be dee Ctrl-Alt-Del to restart dis here hunk of junk I be captainin'? Rrrrrrrrrrr.....
so a pirate walks into a bar wheel a ships wheel on the front of his pants
the bartender says "did you know you have a wheel on your pants?"
the pirate says "ARRRRRR! its drivin me nutz!"
What is the one thing a pirate is afraid of?
ARRRmageddon!
Happy piraate day everyone!
Arrr! Sailin' the seven seas I be, lookin' for the keys just for me! And avast! Thar she blows!
nevar forget.. wait.. wut?
just 5 words: Where do i get one?
I don't know what to say except walk the plank arrrrgh
what's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?
ARRRRRRRBy's
lol.
Yay for ITLAPD!!!
Avast-R-!
Question: How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
Answer: A buck an ear!!! Arrr!
For truth me maties, if thars one thing THIS pirate can't abide it's
D-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-M!!!!!!!!!!!!
How amusing that one of the only keys on this thing is the SHIFT key, that infamous buster of CD copy protection...
'Tis good to be a pirate !!!!!!!!!!!!
Engadget Like a Pirate Day...
"If nothin' else you’ve gotta hand it t' Nokia for tryin' somethin' new with t' 770, which t' venerable Howard Chui got his swashbucklin' hands on and put it through t' paces, me hearties! He apparently well liked t' browsin' and multimedia experience (t' last couple times we tried t' thin' out we too noticed it’d been avastly improved), and thought t' device might be nicely complementary in your already stuffed-full piratey sack, ya scurvy cur!"
But you know what this post really needs: Monkey Island insults. I'll start:
"Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!"...
I've crushed 80 men's skulls between me legs. YAAAAAAARRRRRR!
It's actually from Defective Yeti:
http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/000690.html
I'm the chief of pirates!!!!!!!!!!
RRRRRGH!
In honor of talk like a pirate day, there be no console ARRRRGuments!!!! ARGHH!!!
Avast yee Dum-itri! Swab the deck you scurvy land lubber!
I swear this morning I was at the Grocery store this morning and a guy was dressed up like a pirate and I overheard him say it's Pirate Day. Absolutely hilarious. I really thought he was just delusional, or had a case of Capt. Hook Syndrome.
Is there a Bluetooth version, or does it only come in Bluebeard?
How amusing that one of the only keys on this thing is the SHIFT key, that infamous buster of CD copy protection!
Heres a nerdy one:
What's a pirate's favorite element?
-arrrrrgon
What's apirate's second favorite element?
-arrrrrnitrogen
*okay, its kinda lame, but still
"How appropriate you fight like a cow!"
"Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!"
Also note that Enter key.
Nice to see us pirates reconised, ARR in deed me harties!
A little boy with a speech impediment goes trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate.
"Twick or tweet! I'm a PIWATE!" he says to the people who answer the door.
He comes to one particular house and rings the doorbell. "Twick or tweet! I'm a PIWATE!" he yells.
"You're a pirate, huh?" the man replies. "Really? Then where are your buccaneers?"
The boy thinks for a second and replies:
"They're on my bucking head!"
What is a pirates favorite vegetable?
Ans: ARRRR - Tchokes
That is just so original!
Great jokes, too!
Happy Pyrrrrrrrrrate day!
What's a pirate's favorite open source statistical package?
Aarrrrrr!!!!!!
it's rated a big RRRRRRRR...
Ya know, I really ARRRR a pirate, 'cause I work on the water in a boat.
Got off the shrimper last night late and someone reminded me it was TLAPD. I was so bummed I missed it- i went over to Swannsborough Yacht Club and got pissed.
So I missed most of these wonderful posts.
on behalf of all of us, thnx, Engadget, you guys really rock.
Granny