Vertu ascent white

Okay, we've officially crossed over into "gratuitous cashing in" land, here — the Vertu Ascent White is apparently in response to consumer demand for a "classic color" following the sellout success of the Ascent Pink earlier this year (what, pink doesn't qualify as "classic"? Molly Ringwald would, like, totally disagree). To "ensure exclusivity," they'll also be engraving the handset with "Special Edition" on the back of the battery cover, in case your friends ever profess any doubt about how friggin' special you truly are. Display it on the mantle right next to your Motorsport Edition for added effect.

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