Bomb squad robot inspects bank robbers mouth
By Ryan Block 
posted Oct 5th 2005 9:00AM
posted Oct 5th 2005 9:00AM
Funny, we thought if anyone was going to get their mouth inspected by a police robot, it'd be the dude who played
Jaws in the Bond movies. But look, if you're going to rob a bank by walking in and passing a note to the teller saying
you have a bomb in your mouth, we don't really want to hear a sob story about how humiliating it was to get an oral
once-over by a bomb squad robot. Thankfully the would-be robber didn't actually have a bomb in his mouth, but seriously
though, talk about cold hands during the body cavity search.
[Via BoingBoing]
How kinky.
What ever happened to the "Name that Caption" contests?
Like a cross between Short Circuit and Deepthroat.
"Let me go or I'll blow my own head off!"
I think I might call his bluff on this one.
Of course the picture of him getting cuffed is funny too
http://www.dailystar.com/dailystar/starmedia/96233
I know. This really should be a caption contest. I just have trouble thinking of a caption I can safely post in Engadget without getting my entire IP range banned.
"Next the robot asked him to turn his head and cough."
"The next generation of Anti-Sniper technology will not only track shots fired, but it will also disable suspects the 'Mandible Claw' technigue developed by Prof. Mick Foley of WWF University."
"The future of police brutality? Or just a man thankful he didn't claim he crammed dynamite up his..."
"I see you haven't been flossing regularly"
He's lucky he didn't say he had the bomb up his butt.
caption: "Why ya all in my face like dat...???"
OWNED
JOE:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before
SY BORG:
You'll love it!
Its a way of life.
...
Oh no...
The golden shower must have shorted out
His master circuit
-FZ
They should have just used the remote controlled shotgun attachment..