Bomb squad robot inspects bank robbers mouth

Funny, we thought if anyone was going to get their mouth inspected by a police robot, it'd be the dude who played Jaws in the Bond movies. But look, if you're going to rob a bank by walking in and passing a note to the teller saying you have a bomb in your mouth, we don't really want to hear a sob story about how humiliating it was to get an oral once-over by a bomb squad robot. Thankfully the would-be robber didn't actually have a bomb in his mouth, but seriously though, talk about cold hands during the body cavity search.

[Via BoingBoing]

[Cyberwhore @ Dec 19th 2005 1:06AM]

How kinky.

[Max @ Dec 19th 2005 1:06AM]

What ever happened to the "Name that Caption" contests?

[Chris @ Dec 19th 2005 1:06AM]

Like a cross between Short Circuit and Deepthroat.

[Keith @ Dec 19th 2005 1:06AM]

"Let me go or I'll blow my own head off!"

I think I might call his bluff on this one.

[Sam D @ Dec 19th 2005 1:06AM]

Of course the picture of him getting cuffed is funny too

http://www.dailystar.com/dailystar/starmedia/96233

[YourTechSupport @ Dec 19th 2005 1:06AM]

I know. This really should be a caption contest. I just have trouble thinking of a caption I can safely post in Engadget without getting my entire IP range banned.

"Next the robot asked him to turn his head and cough."

"The next generation of Anti-Sniper technology will not only track shots fired, but it will also disable suspects the 'Mandible Claw' technigue developed by Prof. Mick Foley of WWF University."

"The future of police brutality? Or just a man thankful he didn't claim he crammed dynamite up his..."

[Awesam-O @ Dec 19th 2005 1:06AM]

"I see you haven't been flossing regularly"

[David @ Dec 19th 2005 1:06AM]

He's lucky he didn't say he had the bomb up his butt.

[Brian K @ Dec 19th 2005 1:06AM]

caption: "Why ya all in my face like dat...???"

[Tom Robinson @ Dec 19th 2005 1:06AM]

OWNED

[DAN @ Dec 19th 2005 1:06AM]

JOE:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before

SY BORG:
You'll love it!
Its a way of life.

...


Oh no...
The golden shower must have shorted out
His master circuit

-FZ

[srw @ Dec 19th 2005 1:06AM]

They should have just used the remote controlled shotgun attachment..