The SMS Bible: 4 God so luvd da world
By Thomas Ricker 
posted October 7th 2005 3:35PM
posted October 7th 2005 3:35PM
From word-of-mouth, to papyrus scrawl, to Gutenberg press… we now bring you da
Bible, in SMS 4m. No we're not kidding. A member of
the Bible Society in Australia has translated all 32,173 verses in just "four weeks" (!) into
SMS-style text. They
even provide a free download
from their site so you can send God nuggets like "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth" to those in need of a little churchin'
up. [Warning: link may invoke choir singing and potential wrath of The
Maker]
[Via Cellphone9,
thanks
Jayvee]
cant believe it went to the web site to download it and guess what??
no mac version
damm life sucks
wow! this is so great for people using aim!! *laughs*
4weeks eh? Impr3ssive!
goes to show that macs really are a tool of the devil >:O
it also searches your phones memory for any porn or other unholy materials and sends an sms directly directly to the nearest church, mosque, or synagogue to give them your name
response to #3:
No, this shows that Macs are holy beyond reproach.
wait.. why would it take 4 weeks? all youd have to do is have a word document of the bible and then set macros or watever up to change all occurances of a particular word it another spelling and then do this for each word.
damnit, i just want a text file of the bible in SMS. this send bible verses to your friends crap is for the birds. i don't lurv it.
as da dude dat standardised sms in de beginning i find dis is a crock-o-shite. amen tnx. best wishes to kevin holley and ian.
i hate sms style text. ew.
I hate SMS-talk or whatever you want to call it... is 2 or 4 really shorter than to or four? It's pure laziness, in my opinion. Goodbye, proper English.
Jared, yeah, 4 is 9 key-presses shorter than "four". 2 is 3 shorter than "two".
That's what predictive input is for, Jeremy! Although not many of the T9 dictionaries are going to helpful when you start gettin' all King James on your phone... so, yeah. It is indeed the end of even slightly acceptable English (proper English has been dead and gone for a while now).
irc bible rocks:
omfg! you're nekkid!
so what! your too!
lol
* Jehova sighs
bbl
* Jehova has left #Eden
* Serpent has joined #Eden
-> http://twc.sshunet.nl/~djstronk/ircbible/pages/archive.html
Pretty impressive yes. Must have been done with search and replace :D
They should make me a torah version
what a fucking piece of crap. no UNINSTALL option, i had to manually go in and delete the directories, go into windows registry to see what was added, do a "find" to see what new files were created in windows directory, went into directories named {3828-a939-faf9932994-oo09200} just to delete fuckign files.
fuck the smsbible. where's the text version?
God does leave his mark :)
in my opinion sms bible is one of the best thimg that ever happends to us. a mean these thoughts we can go anywhere and recieve them without using the net. so to mean its a good thing keep on doing the work that u are doing.