The waffle-bot helps you get your type-2 diabetes on


Ok, we all had our fun this weekend with artificial intelligence advanced enough to autopilot a car across a couple hundred miles of barren Mojave desert wasteland. But now it's time to get back to the real world where robots do things like make us some freaking waffles, like Jesse Klein's and his father's invention. Yeah, you heard us. Their machine toasts, butters, syrups, and whipped creams up some waffles for your lazy ass—not because it's a hard task in and of itself, and certainly not even just to show off he could. No, this was invented to conserve precious calories in going from zero to the most impossibly unhealthy breakfast imaginable. Ah, to think of what other coronary-inducing robots the Kleins will think up next.

[Via The Raw Feed]