Caption Contest: what large honkers you have!
By Ryan Block 
posted October 20th 2005 5:15PM
posted October 20th 2005 5:15PM
posted October 20th 2005 5:15PM
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This time i've got meself some REAL hooters!
Get down!! She's gonna honk!!
The new R&B suppression system
"Yes! I Governor Schwarzenegger have taken away all horns from fire trucks because i want more action, Yes! now more action in Ka-leee-4-nia!"
"With this latest from ACME, I'm SURE to catch the Roadrunner this time" Will E. Coyote, Genius
That thing doesn't have a Hemi, does it?
Peter Griffin: "Where you there when I farted?"
After being fired from the circus, Zippo the Clown decided to take his act to the a new level.
or
Jerry's dad decided it was time to one-up the ice cream truck.
This is Mexico's New Mobile weapon system: W.E.T.B.K.S. Weapon Enabled Truck Borne Kraft System
This is Mexico's pride & joy to protect their country from foreign invaders and prevent illegal aliens from entering their beautiful corruption free utopia!
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
What was that?!! I couldn't hear you!!!
With the puny Bussard collectors on that thing, it won't go over Horn Factor 2!
Fords newest compact car: the carpool vehicle for the hearing impaired
*in scientist voice from the simpsons*
"using the new "sonic propulsion" drive model FD we are able to get 375 maximum horsepower from this ordinary pickup truck, but that was using the voice of Fran Dresher and it shatered all the windows for 3 square miles."
*concept car
The government's rather inconspicuous top secret weapon.
"We wanted to keep it civilian-ized. Hence, the truck."
which hole darling?
Tonight only, the fabulous Blues Brothers. Rhythm and Blues review. The Palace Hotel Ballroom. Route 16. Lake Wazzapamani. The fabulous Blues Brothers show band and review.
No, Boromir, put your silly "Horn of Gondor", or whatever you call it, away.
And stand back.
Field testing of Bo and Luke Duke's new ride which will be featured in the Dukes of Hazzard 2
Chitty Bang Bang,
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you.
And, in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
What we'll do.
Near, far, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we'll spend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
No matter where you go, There you are.
Talk about being HORNY in BED
Talk about being HORNY in BED
LaRouche's new campaign vehicle.
Chad loved the high pitched whine his new Civic's exhaust system made so much that he decided to step up a level when he got a new exhaust for his Ranger.
Can you hear me now?
Radar Detector? Who needs a radar detector? Nothing can make it through the Sonic Immobilizer Screen I generate.
if i time the honk just right, her dress will fall off
no comment
I said it needed more Bells and Whistles!
Phst...You should see where I have to put the seals.
Area man incensed by ghetto-thumping neighbors builds his own mobile audio system in a retaliatory effort to drown out the inflammatory hip-hop. "...and she ain't jus' whistlin' Dixie, neither (sic)." says owner, Joe Bob.
Samsung and Toyota, working in conjunction with UCLA, are proud to introduce "The MoMBaR" (Motorized Marching Band Replacement).
the new TLADS !!!
Traffic Light Assholes Defense System
(free "honk if you dare" bumper sticker included)
Sure, but in 5 weeks they'll release the video version. Sheesh!
"Attention citizens of New Orleans, evacuate now!"
This is what happens when you mix a redneck with Depeche Mode.
Dammit Bill! Backwards again!
New multi-horn shown with optional truck attachment
Every time I see an obnoxious mod like this...
Or a Hummer H2 or a super-lifted truck or a LOUD stereo system. I think:
Thomas Jefferson was wrong. Apparently, not all men are created equal.
Preparing for the realease of the Zelda Released date.....everybody's NEEDs know about this.....
"Nice horn truck!"
"Thank you--I just had it blown."
Yeah that really Blows !!!
Yeah, that Blows
and by the way guys, the truck is a Mazada !!!
jeez if you love honkage
jeez if you love honkage
I SAID NO SOUND CANCELLING HEADPHONES
www.distractech.com
Wow "Dixie" in 7.1 surround sound. The Duke boys must be jealous.
Verizon's new marketing ploy to get you to sign up. "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!!"